To prevent the dreaded coronavirus (AKA COVID-19) I sing this song as I wash my hands.
Sung to the tune of "What Did Delaware...
♪Don't want coronavirus, it really makes me sick,
But washing up my fingers will surely do the trick, ♪♪
♪I won't forget my palms, and the back of my hands,
♪♪Cause COVID-19 will sure screw up my plans, ♪
♪I knew an old feller who's hands were very dirty,♪
♪ He started breathing like a worn out hurdy-gurdy,
♪He got coronavirus by washing his hands, NOT, ♪
And they were filled with slimy coronavirus snot! ♪♪
♪♪ At his little funeral, I gave the eulogy, ♪
♪ Folks afraid to come there, everyone but me, ♪♪
♪♪ He didn't wash his hands friends, though no one heard me say it,
♪♪ So make sure that YOU do, COVID-19, you will slay it!! ♪♪
