The Truth Behind Trump And Aliens!

I actually have no truth about Trump and aliens. I used a technique called clickbate.

Clickbate is making up a fake headline to lure unsuspecting victims to click on to your blog, or website, or YouTube channel, or whatever. 

It worked! You're here! 

Of course, I could have gone on ahead and fabricated a story about how Donald John Trump has been secretly meeting with mysterious aliens in a secret "cone of silence" beneath the White House for 17 months, but you wouldn't believe me, would you?

I could spread the rumor that D.J. Trump has made an alliance with the Universal Intergalactic Space Command, which required him to create the Space Force, a new branch of the military we laugh about, but a vital service that will save our planet in the near future!

It really doesn't matter what subject you use as clickbate, as long as it's about stuff folks are interested in at this very moment in time, like wearing masks or not (NO, not Halloween masks), Elon Musk stuff, Elvis sightings, John Lennon's 80th birdsday, Murder Hornets, Russian spies, Chinese hackers, ANYTHANG about puppies or kittens, or baby otters, and you get the point. 

I hope you get the point. If you don't get the point, then why do I exist? 

Do I exist? Can I prove it? 

Heck no! So, what's the point? 

Just say, "shut up, Danny!"