You're Lookin' At A Future Billionaire
I may be jumping the gun, but after almost 70 years I'm starting to believe they don't exist!
I just think it's kinda hilarious that so many billions of dollars are made from creatures and things that do not exist!
Movies, t.v. shows, comic books, songs, regular books, tee shirts, posters, and a ton of more things are inspired by all of these non-existent, afore -mentioned, entities! (I don't think entity is the correct word, but I ain't got time to look it up)
I was not even close!
This all means mucho big money for the CREATORS of the movies, t.v. shows, comic books, songs, regular books, tee shirts, posters, and a ton of more things! And it's all based on fig newtons of our imaginations!!
Therefore, what I need to do is come up with some mysterious, fictional, uh..let me see...ENTITY to make money offen of. ("offen of" is a southeast Missouri term) (I need to stop using that "entity word)
In addition, it has to be something that cannot be disproved! That's the ticket! It cannot be disproved, like all the malarkey mentioned above.
Okay! I've got to think...and it hurts when I do dat!
I've got it! Potato chip creatures!! "Chip creatures" for short!
The unsuspecting victim innocently opens a bag of chips, and then a devilish creature, that looks exactly like a potato chip, except with eyes, crawls out of the bag and eats the unsuspecting victim, instead of the other way around!
No one knows where the creatures came from. From outer space? A bacteria gone rogue? Another dimension? Cleveland?
Think of all the ways this could be marketed!
Not just movies, songs, tee shirts and stuff, but Ruffles Potato Chips Company could introduce the "Chip Creatures" potato chips, and make eyes on each chip with poppy seeds or something!
I know, I know, you're all thinking Danny Boy is a genius, and I can't help but agree, my friends!!
