OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
When we last visited our intrepid (fearless, adventurers) hero and heroine (not to be confused with heroin), Rosie and Gary, the Supreme Glirkheads were about to give them the most difficult, impossiroo, death defying mission of all the zillions of missions they had ever done!
The Absolute High Supreme Powerful Chief Glirkhead speaks with a great echo sound - "I know you are familiar with the Ancient Alien Asshole Astronauts, are you not?"
Gary - Yeah, they're a pain in the butt!
Rosie - "In more ways than one!"
AHSPCG - "We discovered their secret plan to eliminate Christmas throughout all the vast inter course of spaze!"
Rosie and Gary - "Huh? What?! No way!!!"
AHSPCG - "Yes way!!! And only youse guys can stop them!!"
Rosie - "Christmas is the most important thing for Glirkazoids, like me and Gary!! Christmas trees grow naturally on our planet of Glirka, with lights. ornaments, and a star on top! We are born knowing every Christmas carol, and Santa is our biggest rock star!! Even more than Elvis!!"
Gary - "Let me at those disgusting ass reamers!! I'll emulsificte em before they can say, "Haa Bumhug!"
AHSPCG - "That's the spirit, old friends! Of course you know you'll BOTH most likely have your bums violated, disfigured, and probed beyond recognition, right?"
Gary and Rosie - "Huh?! What?!! No way!!!"
AHSPCG - "Yes way!! Are you still up for the challenge?"
"Gary? "Yellow Rose? Where did you go?"
Roooooosie!!!
Gaaaary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gary and Rosie - "Here we are! Sorry, we had to run out to the Silver Sausage (their magnificent spaceship) to see if we still had some "Pooperglue" on board, before we answered your question!"
Gary and Rosie - "Here we are! Sorry, we had to run out to the Silver Sausage (their magnificent spaceship) to see if we still had some "Pooperglue" on board, before we answered your question!"
The Silver Sausage
AHSPCG - "Aha! Smart thinking, guys! We knew you were the perfect team for this "mission impossible!"
Rosie - " I think we will begin our search in the mysterious...wait for it, wait for it, GAZZA GALAXY, where the AAA like to hang."
Gary - "The (gulp) Ga-ga-ga GAZZA GALAXY," Gary says nervously.
You remember what happened to me in the Ga-ga-ga Gazza Galaxy, dont you?!"
Rosie - "Of course I do, but nothing that catastrophic, horrendous, frightening, and down right sickening could happen to you again! The odds are too great against it!"
Gary - "HA! That's what you said when I told you folks are so dumb that Obummer would be re-elected!"
Will Christmas be saved?
Will Gary and Rosie find the AAA?
Will disgusting things happen to Gary?
Tune in next week for another exciting adventure of Out Of This World Wednesday!!!