Travelin' Tuesday Postponed Until Next Week

A Poem About A Lot Of Stuff

My viewership is down,

I think it's run aground,

Just like the ship Titanic,

Is this the time to panic?

My Maness Music Fun Page,

Used to be the rage,

At 19 views I'd grin,

Now it's only 10!

At times my views were 30,

When my thumbnail pic was pretty,

When I wrote about my wife,

People love the stuff that's nice.

When I upload vids on YouTube,

I feel just like a big boob,

When the views are only 20,

I don't think that's funny!

I have a thousand views and more,

On some vids I've done before,

What's happened to my fan base,

I'm just a dumb disgrace!

1400 some odd views!

I wrote a song and posted,

It is real cool, I boasted,

On Facebook just last night,

I didn't get one "like."

I know a "like" will come,

Even though I am a bum,

From my bestest friend named Rosie,

And I'll feel warm and cozy.

I used to be a-sizzlin',

But now my blog is fizzlin',

Should I change my style,

For just a little while?

"Getting Close To You," my song,

I thought could not go wrong,

I got nice words from Manolis,

But not a word from "Kiss."

That gives me an idear,

I'll paint my face and rear,

And do a video in the raw,

Or is that against the law?

Some other things I want to say,

I mowed the lawn of weeds today,

The grass is brown and mostly dead,

As for the weeds, full speed ahead!

I wish I had recording gear,

So I could make my songs sound clear,

Like Manolis, Daveman, and Sara,

Instead, I sound like Yogi Berra!

My voice is scratchy, my piano cheap,

A microphone would help a heap,

To make me sound just like Coldplay,

But that is for another day.

I'd like to wake up fit and fired,

But why do I feel worn and tired,

I take my pills so faithfully,

I swallow up to 23!

Thanks for taking time to hear,

My complaints, you are a dear,

It's time for bed, and I am yawning,

It's always better in the morning!
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