Gov. Pritzker...It Must Be Fun Making The Rules As You Go Along!

I do not know if the governor of your particular state does this, but Gov. Pritzker, here in Illinois, keeps making rules off the top of his head since the covid-19 epidemic began!!

The most recent example of this is the rules and requirements he concocted about sports in Illinois!

I know it's not just him, but he's got "people" who help him make this stuff up.

For example: Gov. Pritzker - "How can we make sports difficult and miserable for the players and fans alike, so they can suffer even more during this pandemic?"

Flunkie 1 - "Let's see, why don't we cancel EVERY sport until 2021, and when 2021 comes around, cancel everything again!"

Gov. Pritzker - "Oou, that sounds delightful, but I think the peons will riot over that. Any other ideas?

Flunkie 2 - "Let's tell everyone which sports are acceptable and which sports are unacceptable, like we know anything about sports. Ha ha ha!"

Flunkie 3 - "Yeah! How's about this! Acceptable sports will be 2 participant badminton, Frisbee golf, socially distanced charades, archery, hide and seek, and leave it at that."

Gov. Pritzker - "Delicious! That should REALLY tick everyone off!" This is so much FUN!!"

Flunkie 4 - " Let's pretend we are allowing REAL football, but then make it NO CONTACT, not even contact with the ball! Where they carry an imaginary football, and instead of tackling they yell out, at a safe distance, I GOT YOU, and the runner has to fall down!" 

Gov. Pritzker - "What a luscious idea, number 4!! Speaking of luscious, I'm starving! Let's go out to eat, fellows!"

Flunkie 2 - "We CAN'T Gov.! You've shut down all the restaurants!"

Gov. Pritzker - "Those silly rules don't apply to me, boys! Call the nearest Golden Corral and have them open up for us, under executive order!!