OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
The storied history of the Glirkazoids is full of...uh...STORIES!
One of the greatest, and most important, is when a brave, and incompetent crew of Glirkanauts crash landed their spazeship on Earth, at the same exact tom that Jesus was born!
Although they missed witnessing the shepherds, wise men, and baby Jesus, their spazeship may have been the "star" that led the wise men to see Jesus! (Totally by accident!)
Although they missed witnessing the shepherds, wise men, and baby Jesus, their spazeship may have been the "star" that led the wise men to see Jesus! (Totally by accident!)
Maybe you are wondering if the legendary, Rosie and Gary were aboard.
Of course they were! This wouldn't be much of a story without our intrepid heroes, would it?
Anywho, our little Glirkazoid friends did not meet Jesus until he was about 1o years old, and they soon found out how cool and SMART he was!
At the young age of 10 he had more wisdom than all of the Supreme Glirkheads put together, but they didn't realize he was God (at the time, Glirkazoids didn't believe in God) until he was older and performed a few miracles. (Glirkazoids can be so shallow.)
I hope you are keeping up. Anyway, for mucho millions of millennia, the Glirkazoid creatures have celebrated a yearly festival of feasting and fun, that they call Glirkmas.
The festival includes Glirkmas Trees.
All the lovely trees of Glirka, look like Christmas trees.
They grow that way.
Even the bubble lights grow naturally, like vines, and climb up, up, ‘round and ‘round to the top of the trees for sparkling illumination!( How cool is that!!!)
They sing Glirkmas songs, cover their abodes with colored lights, and even have a cute little old elf-like dude who travels around in a flying contraption to give gifts to the Glirkazoid kiddies.
Of course they were! This wouldn't be much of a story without our intrepid heroes, would it?
Anywho, our little Glirkazoid friends did not meet Jesus until he was about 1o years old, and they soon found out how cool and SMART he was!
At the young age of 10 he had more wisdom than all of the Supreme Glirkheads put together, but they didn't realize he was God (at the time, Glirkazoids didn't believe in God) until he was older and performed a few miracles. (Glirkazoids can be so shallow.)
I hope you are keeping up. Anyway, for mucho millions of millennia, the Glirkazoid creatures have celebrated a yearly festival of feasting and fun, that they call Glirkmas.
The festival includes Glirkmas Trees.
All the lovely trees of Glirka, look like Christmas trees.
They grow that way.
Even the bubble lights grow naturally, like vines, and climb up, up, ‘round and ‘round to the top of the trees for sparkling illumination!( How cool is that!!!)
They sing Glirkmas songs, cover their abodes with colored lights, and even have a cute little old elf-like dude who travels around in a flying contraption to give gifts to the Glirkazoid kiddies.
So, the Glirkazoid crew decided to introduce the ancient customs and traditions of the Glirkazoid race to celebrate the birth of this cool guy, Jesus.
Now you know the REAL genesis of all the Christmas traditions!
Aren't you happy?
Well, sure you are, pilgrim!
Pilgrim? The Pilgrims? That's a whole nuther story, that ALSO includes input from the Glirkazoids.
In fact, ALL of the history of our miserable planet, since the time of Christ, has been positively influenced by our Glirkazoid buddies!
I need to stop now, before I reveal too many earth shattering secrets, that could bring swift annihilation to the whole, entire population of this little blue marble we like to call earth!!
Have a nice day!
