Wednesday, July 27, 2011








Bonus Danny Maness Book Alert!
My friend, Danny Maness has a new book out called, “Hitchin’—God’s Way of Letting You Know You Don’t Have A Car.” Danny Manny lives in Pekin, Illinois and is so crazy he actually makes me look normal, so you should really check out his book. It’s heelarious in places and heart-warming in the other spots. And there’s three spots that will give you an acid flashback, even if you’ve never done acid! So it’s got a lot going for it. Plus there’s great photos, original artwork by Jason Heath and I get an acknowledgement in it! What does my acknowledgement say? Buy the book and find out, you cheap ass! Click on this link and you will be magically transferred to the land of Danny Manny Maness!



Tuesday, July 19, 2011








HITCHIN': GOD'S WAY OF LETTING YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR.



MY writing is a perfect reflection of my imagination, my dreams, my secret loves, my suffering, my vision of what could be someday if we strive for a new stream of consciousness. Now, if you believed all that garbage, you better not read my silly book!