FAN FRIDAY

I have to confess...I'm a big fan of TheDaveman, 

and I'm part of the Davemania movement!

There, I said it! 

I've been going to group therapy with other Davemaniacs, but nothing seems to help! 

TheDaveman is not like your average, ordinary nutball case you might find lying drunk and stoned in a Pine Bluff, Arkansas alley, behind a strip joint! Ooooh, noooooo! 

He deviously uses clever devices to grab you, pull you into his web, and never let you go!

Look at the innocent sounding words he uses to lure you in to watching his narcotically addicting videos:

"I'm just some dude that enjoys humor and 

laid back atmospheric conditions. A throw 

back from the 70's I'm not suffering from 

insanity - I actually enjoy it! Don't judge! 

Try it! You'll like it. I like singing, goofing 

off, movies (mostly sci-fi and action with a

 little drama) and hey, Old Time Rock & 

Roll is the best! Country music too. I'm 

completely random. That's me. "

Oh, yeah! I'm jus a good ole country boy, jus a 

funnin' with ya'll, I'm not crazy as a loon, no way...

I have a hankerin' for watchin' movies, goofin' off, 

and I'm completely harmless! ( Yeah, like Norman 

Bates in the last scene of Psycho!)

The sure fire way he mesmerizes gullible men to  

watch his videos is by using a gorgeous, sexy 

spokesmodel  by the name of Cleopatra Bionda 

(undoubtedly a Russian spy), who no red-blooded 

American male could ever resist...especially when 

she does those sexy little kissy things at me..uh...I 

mean...at the anonymous viewers!

Now, listen up! Here is the major reason not to get suckered into watching TheDaveman's videos!

They are so hysterically hilarious, you will fall into the abyss of laughter, and never be able to return to the place from whence you came!

The only reason I'm posting this next Davemania video is to give you a brief glimpse of the devilish crap you MUST avoid...at all costs!!

Remember now, no matter what primal desires you have to watch this, turn away in haste, my son...or daughter...or whatever floats your boat!

Ready to resist this? Otay, start RESISTING:

Are you coo-coo? I begged you not to watch this!

What makes it worse is that this is the one where the Daveman sings Wild Thing, and Cleopatra dances the hoochiecoo!

You're hooked, and you don't even realize it!

Ooooh, so your mind can't be manipulated so easily?

Okay, let's test that out. Ready?

Don't think pink!

Regretfully, I have to admit, I'm too far gone to ever rid myself of this soul crushing addiction, but maybe it's not too late for you!

How ya doin' with that "don't think pink" thing?

SIGH! 
Go on ahead and click the link!

https://www.youtube.com/user/ImTheDaveman?feature=watch

THOUGHTFUL THURSDAY

I have over 27,000 views on my YouTube videos, but YouTube took away 14,000 views from me one day, with no explaination, so now it shows I only have 13,000 views.

My goal is 1 million views, so that makes it a bit harder to reach now, and I get a little discouraged at toms. (Not just at Tom's, but I'm discouraged at Bob's and Fred's too!)

Well, today I went to the little world map that YouTube provides on my channel, that shows the places my videos are being watched all over the world...AND IT BLEW ME AWAY!!

Mind you, some of the countries only had one or two views, but it is cool to know people are watching my silly videos, in places like Germany, Poland, Italy, Spain, and Greece!

I know my good friend Manolis is the one watching in Greece, because he is always writing encouraging comments that are especially flattering, coming from a great musician like him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sosZHz99fHU&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PLSjsHBxHT6kEvG-KjGAY4hSdKAWITAjWs

Who, though, is watching my videos in Belarus?

I never get any comments from Belarus.

It would be cool if I did, though!

How about the "mates" that watch my videos in Australia?

The map showed that I had 6 views from Australia last month.

I'd like to know who they are, because it's so much fun making comments back and forth with my YouTube friends I've come to know and love, like Cheryl M., The Daveman, Katest 3r, Rhymesause, Gounderus and others!

Now, THIS is funny!

I figure that my 16 views from the U.K. all came from cute little Kate of Katest 3r fame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrB6Jqe1cP8

She commented that my song "Went To Arizona" filled her with emotion. That is what a songwriter loves to hear! When someone simply says good song, I appreciate it, but a songwriter likes knowing how the song moved them, made them happy or sad, or even made them angry!

Cheryl M. (AKA Yellow Rose) is probably the greatest example of someone who comments from the depths of her heart with joyful enthusiasm and feeling! I absolutely love that free spirit she is never afraid to display to people she loves!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEjLkbtcBG0

Plus, she is so funny and adorable!

I think I lost my place...uh...let me see...MAP! ♫ I'm the map, I'm the map...♪♪ Been watching too much Dora with my granddaughters!

That's it! I was telling you about all the diverse places around the worm where they view my videos! 

I cannot even imagine what people in Saudi Arabia, Indonesia,

Turkey, Serbia, and Malaysia think about my wacky songs, and Glirkazoid videos! The YouTube map shows I have views from these places, but I never receive comments from those far flung countries!

They are probably thinking...VILD AND CLAZY HAMERICAN!!!

 It makes me giggle when I think about a Belarusian watching this, and forming an opinion about Americans!

Hamerika Clazy! Videos Vacky!

I hope and pray that people all over the earth are brought closer together by watching each others videos, and realizing that we are all basically the same in what we think is funny, sad, important (like family and friends), exciting, delightful, musically beautiful, and so many other things that can bring mankind (and womankind) together instead of tearing us apart!

Amen!