MORE CONTROVERSIAL
Lately, I've been on this rant about getting more comments and likes on my blog, and I decided I need to be more controversial, like Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck!
That's why I'm writing this in such disturbing, controversial colors, and in a different font than usual!
How do ya like dem apples, huh? Bugs ya, doesn't it? If so, tell me about it!
What about the
photos? Don't like 'em, do ya!
What's wrong with 'em? I think they're AWESOME!
Well what don't you like about 'em?
Did ya know I love fracking! Yeah, I wish we were all fracking in our backyards to free us from having a pristine earth!
Whatcha think of dat, hmmm?
Also, weird, painful experiments on baby bunnies is cool, as long as we get safe cosmetics for the rich.
Speaking of our furry friends, don't you love coats made from little chinchillas, minks, and baby raccoons?
What is all this talk about legalizing Marihoochee? ALL drugs need to be legalized for our recreational use! Heroine, methamphetamine, airplane glue, LSD... Ain't I right?
All who agree with me, jump on board with a comment!
Let me know if you disagree, so the NSA can record your personal beliefs...permanently!
I'm also disappointed that Miley Cyrus didn't win the person of the year award, aren't you? She is so wholesome, cute, and the perfect role model for adolescent girls...and boys!
Tell me if I'm not accurate on that, folks.
You know I am!
What's all of this stupid talk about cigarettes, fast food, and unprotected hoochie coochie gonna harm our health!
HA! Check out MY health, and see what this stuff has done to me! (cough, cough) Just a little cough.
I'll bet you're REALLY mad at me now, 'cause I changed the color of the worms again, and you can hardly read them!
I also said worms instead of words and you hate that too, correct?!
Then spout off about it! What, cat's got your typing fingers?!
Anyway, I hope all of this controversial crap elicits tons of comments, likes, dislikes, hate mail, ANYTHING to satisfy my need for being wanted and accepted, or feared and ostracized, or even despised and abhorred!
Thanks for reading this! Feel free to comment by expressing your opinions as often as you'd like! That's what REALLY makes a blog interesting and exciting!
Danny B. Maness ESQ.
