A Happy Day In Springfield

It was a happy day in Springfield,

But it almost made us cry,

They passed a major law,

To make more unborn die.

They doubled down on taxes,

And gave themselves a raise,

They say it's all to help us,

"These are the good old days!"

"The good old days" to them, of course,

The rest of us, we suffer,

When we ask to get a break or two,

They tell us to be tougher!

They think that legalizing weed,

Will dull us to the truth,

But no drug will ever hide the fact,

They're nasty and uncouth!

If I were God, I'd wipe them out,

Those stepping on the frail,

Making laws to end the unborn,

While they dine on lobster tail.

However, God is patient,

His thoughts more pure than mine,

He's waiting for the perfect day,

To show His will divine!