JABBERWOCKY Won Oh Won
Sorry, folks! I haven't posted my blog since last Wednesday, but it's a fact of life that a LOT of things are more important than my silly blog, to be totally transparent.
"Wow!" You exclaim, with shocked amazement..."Danny boy admitted there are things more important than his precious blog!!"
Disclaimer: Danny is not saying his blog is not important, but simply emphasizing the fact that there are certain world events, catastrophes, disasters, passing of friends and family (including pets), watching the Cardinals win the World Series, severe illnesses, accepting the Congressional Medal Of Honor, and being REALLY, REALLY tired, that may proclude my impotent blog from tom to tom. (impotent?)
My goal is to NEVER miss a day, except for Sat. and Sun., because you fantastic folks deserve to receive the bestest, most funniest, profoundest, thought provokingest, heart warmingest blog in the whole wide worm! (what's wit da worms?)
Okay. "What's wit da worms," you ask, so inquisitively!
John Lennon, is the answer. He would often substitute strange words for normal words (in a jabberwocky style) , for no apparent reason.
noun
- invented or meaningless language; nonsense.
"the translation was slow and full of jabberwocky"
It always tickled my innards when Lennon did this, so I adopted his amusing word wizardry, to thrill and amuse my fiends! However, my jabberwocky is super sane, compared to the "Walrus's!"
The Faulty Bagnose
John Lennon
Softly softly, treads the Mungle
Thinner thorn behaviour street.
Whorg canteell whorth bee asbin?
Cam we so all complete,
With all our faulty bagnose?
The Mungle pilgriffs far awoy
Religeorge too thee worled
Sam fells on the waysock/side
And somforbe on a gurled,
With her faulty bagnose!
Our Mungle speaks tonife at eight
He tell us wop to doo
and bless us cotten sods again
Oamnipple to our jew
You see! I'm not as crazy as you thought!!
I know. Copying from John Lennon seems low and lazy, but he copied Lewis Carroll, so there!
JABBERWOCKY
Lewis Carroll
(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
First Alice In Wonderland Film Ever Made 1903
Anywho, I hobe thad x-planes me subratootin a cilly worm fo a regulert worm, sometoms!!
Have a GREAT MONDAY, FOLKS!!!
