OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
In the last amazing episode of Out Of This World Wednesday, our two spaze cowpokes, Yellow Rose and Gary, have donned their gay apparel to thwart the plans of the creatures from Galactapus, who want to emulsificate all inhabitants of the Earth!
Since the Galactaputan's are NOT environmentally conscious, they have to roam from planet to planet in search of inhabitable places to live, because they have a tendency to destroy the environment of every planet they conquer!
Spaze is remarkably beautiful and frightening at the same tom. It is vast and half vast. Filled with lots of spaze junk and empty as a gamblers bank account. Totally dark, but brilliant in bursts of light that makes Gary's long eyes squint!
As our intrepid heroes traverse the billions of light years, in the Silver Sausage spazeship, Gary begins to speak...
Gary - "Are we there yet?"
Rosie - "Knock it off, Gary! We've only traversed 222,000 light years, and you have asked "are we there yet" 5 toms!"
Gary - "I need to go to the bathroom!"
Rosie - "I asked if you needed to go before we left Glirka, and you said no!"
Gary - "I didn't need to go then!"
Rosie - "Why not use the ships bathroom, knucklehead?"
Gary - "It's so cramped. Rosie! I need to feel free...to pee!"
Rosie - "Good grief! Gary, you don't have any choice. There are no spaze rest areas for the next million epoks!" (An epok is the equivalent of 14.5 light years)
Gary - "Okay, okay! I might as well do a number 3 while I'm in there."
Rosie - "A number 3?"
Gary - "Yeah...a number one AND a number 2!"
Rosie - "Way too much information, Gary!"
After about an hour, Gary comes running out of the "head" (another name for the latrine) with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
Gary - "Rosie, Rosie...I've come up with a fantastic idea of how to stop the Galactaputans from destroying the earthlings! We simply emulsificate all of them before they emulsificate the Earth's population!"
Rosie - "Isn't that a bit drastic, Gary? By the way, could you please remove the T.P. from your shoe, you're grossing me out!"
Gary - "Hmmph...you got any better ideas, Einstein?" (He asks this while extricating the T.P. from his shoe and washing his hands again)
Rosie - "As a matter of fact, I do!"
What is Rosie's plan?
Want to find out?
Did Gary get ALL the T.P. off his shoe?
Join us next week for the next episode of
OUT
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WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!