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TORNADOES STRIKE AMERICA'S HEARTLAND...SOMETHING THAT HAS NEVER, EVER HAPPENED BEFORE

OBAMA LIES...A FIRST FOR THIS TRUSTED PRESIDENT

MADONNA EXPOSES HERSELF IN PUBLIC...TO THE SHOCK AND SURPRISE OF HER DEVOTED FANS

PEOPLE LIVING A FEW FEET FROM RIVERS ARE MYSTIFIED WHEN THEIR HOMES ARE FLOODED...AGAIN

SMOKERS DISCOVER THEY ARE LOSING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR , AND CANNOT FIGURE OUT WHY

PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED THEY WOULD LIVE FOREVER MYSTERIOUSLY DIE WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE

MAN WHO ENTERS FENCED IN AREA WITH VICIOUS PACK OF SNARLING PIT BULLS IS BITTEN REAL BAD

100 YEAR OLD BILLIONAIRE BAFFLED WHEN HIS TRUSTED BEVY OF BODACIOUS BEAUTIES BEG HIM FOR BUCKS 

YORKIE BARKS AT EVERYTHING THAT MOVES... ALL DAY LONG

FAMOUS AUTHOR/PHOTO JOURNALIST, MARTY WOMBACHER, STUNS THE WORLD BY DRINKING  A BEER

CIA/FBI INVESTIGATION DISCOVERS THAT CHERYL MERRITT, AKA YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS, TALKS WITH A CUTE TEXAS DRAWL