OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Dec. 25th, 2013, It's Glirkmas!!!!
Merry Glirkmas grills and boids!
When we last saw our Gary, on his shiny spaceship, he had been visited by the Ghosts of Glirkmas Past an Present, and it was not lookin' good for Gary!
Gary had always been too busy doing heroic deeds, saving civilizations throughout all the universes, and defeating hideous space monsters to REALLY celebrate Glirkmas.
"Krapnax," Gary shouted, although he was alone on his shiny, silver spaceship...or was he?
Gary must have nodded off to sleep for a long weiner's nap when he opened his eyes, and saw a dark figure in a hooded cloak!
Was this his old friend Yoda? Maybe it was E.T.?
No, Gary realized this must be the Ghost of Glirkmas yet to come!!
The hooded Ghost took Gary by the hand, and they flew through the closed doors of his shiny, silver spaceship, among the stars, moons, asteroids, space junk, and back down to his home town on his home planet of Glirka...but in the FUTURE!
It was Glirkmas, everyone was happy and having a wonderful time, but a few of Gary's family and old friends were talking about Gary! Gary could see and hear them, but they couldn't see or hear Gary.
Gary's Uncle Gragg- Too bad Gary decided to go on that one last mission, and was never able to have a single Glirkmas celebration with us.
Gary's friend Garron- He died a hero, after saving the 100 billion inhabitants of Xerox, but it would have been nice to have him here for just one Glirkmas, for a change.
Gary's cousin Garaff- Where was Yellow Rose? I thought she always helped Gary when he was in trouble!
Gary's friend Garth- They say she was so high on candy cane she never heard his distress calls.
Gary's brother Goop- Very sad indeed. Oh, well, that means more roast glirky and gleer for us!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Gary- Nooooooo! I'm sorry! I should have decided to celebrate Glirkmas with you dudes!
Of course, they couldn't hear him screaming.
Pleeeeeese! I need a do over! Somebody, anybody, help me!
Yellow Rose- GARY! Wake up! Gary, Gary, WAKE UP!
Gary- Wuh, wuh, happen?
Yellow Rose- You fell asleep, Gary, and you must have had a whopper of a nightmare! You're still going on Glirkmas vacation, aren't you?
Gary-I'm not skipping Glirkmas no matter what, this year!
Wow! Nothing is more important than being with my family and friends!
Gary's beeper thingy goes off!
Beep, beep beep, beep! Gary answers.
Gary-The Supreme Glirkheads want me to go to Xerox on a mission!
Yellow Rose- Come on, let's go together! Then we will still have tom for our family Glirkmas celebrations! You wouldn't be able to survive the mission by yourself, anyway!
Gary- What! I could do that mission with one antenna tied behind my back! I mean, you can tag along, but I'm really a tough guy on my own, of course if you REALLY wanna go, I ain't gonna stop ya!
It was Glirkmas, everyone was happy and having a wonderful time, but a few of Gary's family and old friends were talking about Gary! Gary could see and hear them, but they couldn't see or hear Gary.
Gary's Uncle Gragg- Too bad Gary decided to go on that one last mission, and was never able to have a single Glirkmas celebration with us.
Gary's friend Garron- He died a hero, after saving the 100 billion inhabitants of Xerox, but it would have been nice to have him here for just one Glirkmas, for a change.
Gary's cousin Garaff- Where was Yellow Rose? I thought she always helped Gary when he was in trouble!
Gary's friend Garth- They say she was so high on candy cane she never heard his distress calls.
Gary's brother Goop- Very sad indeed. Oh, well, that means more roast glirky and gleer for us!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Gary- Nooooooo! I'm sorry! I should have decided to celebrate Glirkmas with you dudes!
Of course, they couldn't hear him screaming.
Pleeeeeese! I need a do over! Somebody, anybody, help me!
Yellow Rose- GARY! Wake up! Gary, Gary, WAKE UP!
Gary- Wuh, wuh, happen?
Yellow Rose- You fell asleep, Gary, and you must have had a whopper of a nightmare! You're still going on Glirkmas vacation, aren't you?
Gary-I'm not skipping Glirkmas no matter what, this year!
Wow! Nothing is more important than being with my family and friends!
Gary's beeper thingy goes off!
Beep, beep beep, beep! Gary answers.
Gary-The Supreme Glirkheads want me to go to Xerox on a mission!
Yellow Rose- Come on, let's go together! Then we will still have tom for our family Glirkmas celebrations! You wouldn't be able to survive the mission by yourself, anyway!
Gary- What! I could do that mission with one antenna tied behind my back! I mean, you can tag along, but I'm really a tough guy on my own, of course if you REALLY wanna go, I ain't gonna stop ya!
I have to keep Gary from shooting himself in the foot! LOL!
I heard that...but Merry Glirkmas, anyway!
