SATURDAY MORNING POST
TRAFFIC RESEARCH GROUP DISCOVER THAT DRIVERS OF FIRST CARS AT TRAFFIC LIGHT BECOME PREOCCUPIED WITH EVERYTHING EXCEPT WATCHING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE
GREAT DANE DOG IS TAUGHT TO DRIVE A FORD TAURUS WHILE HIS "MASTER" STICKS HIS HEAD OUT OF THE PASSENGER WINDOW
STUDY ON AGING SHOWS THAT OLD BALD MEN WITH BEER BELLIES TRULY BELIEVE THEY LOOK LIKE HUGH JACKMAN WHILE THEY WORK IN THEIR YARDS WEARING NO SHIRTS
THE PEWY POLL PEOPLE FIND THAT ALL OF THE CONFUSION, MISMANAGEMENT, DOWN RIGHT STUPIDITY, LYING, DECEIT, AND CORRUPTION FOUND IN THE U.S. CONGRESS IS VIEWED AS OKAY BY 95% OF THE POPULATION...AS LONG AS THEY PERSONALLY GET WHAT THEY WANT
BRITISH NANNY DELIGHTED TO EMPTY THE DIAPER OF HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE GEORGE OF CAMBRIDGE INTO THE "LOO"...SHE CLAIMS IT WAS HER FIRST ROYAL FLUSH
HIDEOUSLY UGLY CREATURES FROM OUTER SPACE FORM A DIABOLICAL GROUP TO DISPENSE WEIRD, DISTORTED, UNTRUTHS TO THE AMERICAN POPULATION...THEY CALL IT "THE VIEW!"
With the exception of Elisabeth Hasselbeck!
CHRIS CRISTIE SAYS HE HAS MANY NEW IDEAS SO HE WILL BE BUILDING A NEW PLATFORM FOR 2016...HE CRASHED THROUGH THE OLD ONE AFTER EATING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HAMBURGER
HAPPY SATURDAY!
MAY ALL YOUR POSTS BE PLEASANT!
