Friday Fun Quiz For My Faithful Fans

Please refrain from Googling the answers, because nobody likes a dirty cheater.

Leave your answers in comments section below, even though you really don't wanna. 

You have 15 seconds to complete the quiz. Just kidding! Take all the tom you want! Who's Tom? 

1. What is the name of the current Vice President of the United Snakes?

2. Who is AOC and like ... what ... ya know, is up with her?

3. True or False...Spring back...Fall forward.

4. Multiple choice...Bernie Sanders hair stylist is: 

A. Psychotic 

B. On heavy drugs

C. Totally blind

5. Tatoos are:

A. Ugly

B. Beautiful body art

C. Contagious

D. All on Adam Levine

6. e=mc2? Prove it! 

7. Write a short essay on why your pet is better than everybody else's pet...in hieroglyphics. 

8. True or False...Seth Mcfarlane is an alien from the planet Fructose, who was evicted from his whole galaxy for mocking the voice of King Senokot, who sounds a lot like Stewie Griffin. 

9. Does music sound better on vinyl records? Yea or nay. 

10. What is your most favorite syfy movie? Don't be embarrassed if it's Plan 9 From Outer Space. 

11. Tell us why cats can see things that humans can't see, and why it gives us the creeps? 

The highest score on this quiz wins a trip to the planet Muni Mula...which is aluminum spelled backwards! 

Thanks for your participation!