Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Theme Song Filled With Evil Subliminal Messages

THE TRUTH ABOUT GILLIGAN'S ISLAND!!

It has been revealed to my staff that Bob Denver (AKA Maynard G. Krebs, & Gilligan) was a member of a wordwide anti-American organization, intent on the destruction of truth, justice and the American way!
Little did we know that this seemingly innocent series was designed to warp our brains in a very subtle way, bit by bit, until the feeble minded  would eventually come to depise their formerly beloved homeland! (Remember the anti-American rallies that happened while this series was running?)

Of course, these anti-war hippie freaks never realized how greatly they had been influenced by Gilligan's Island.


Let me make this so simple even you can understand.



Gilligan/Bob Denver, represented the downtrodden American masses that had been enslaved by ...Skipper Jonas Grumby/Alan Hale Jr., who symbolized the military industrial complex, that was in bed with...Professor Roy Hinkley/Russell Johnson,  picturing wicked scientific community, responsible for atomic weapons and chemical warfare, and would not exist if it wasn't for the money from...Thurston Howell III Lovey Wentworth Howell/Jim Backus & Natalie Schafer, symbolizing greedy bankers and satan's stock market, that were REALLY manipulated by nasty sexy...Ginger Grant/Tina Louise, who portrayed all of the seductive, Jezabel  type of women who secretly work behind the scenes to destroy families, and industries, leaving poor, abused, working women like...Mary Ann Summers/Dawn Wells, who was really there because she was so cute and adorable!

             











This is just a teeny-weenie little sample of the thousands of subliminal anti-American messages that can be unearthed from "classic" T.V. of the 50's and 60's!
What? You think America got this way on it's own? Whoa! You're not gullible, are ya, Einstein?!!