SATURDAY MORNING POST
ALIENS FROM A DISTANT WORLD CHANGE THEIR MINDS ABOUT INVADING THE EARTH...WHEN THEY LAND IN DETROIT
PETA MEMBERS CLIMB INTO IOWA HOG PEN TO SAVE THE LIVES OF THE HELPLESS HOGS...WHERE THEY ARE PROMPTLY EATEN BY THE PORKERS
ILLINOIS HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT FINDS A COST EFFECTIVE WAY TO CUT DOWN ON HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION WITH SIGNS THAT SAY BUMPY ROAD
CONVICTED "LEAKER" BRADLEY MANNING WILL BE SUBJECTED TO THE CRUELEST PUNISHMENT IMAGINABLE, BY BEING FORCED TO BECOME A WOMAN AND BE CALLED CHELSEA BY THE OTHER INMATES
CONVICTED "LEAKER" BRADLEY MANNING WILL BE SUBJECTED TO THE CRUELEST PUNISHMENT IMAGINABLE, BY BEING FORCED TO BECOME A WOMAN AND BE CALLED CHELSEA BY THE OTHER INMATES
