ASIAN CARPNADO FRIDAY
The world was stunned when the news came out of Central Illinois that a series of "Asian carpnados" had wreaked havoc across the Illinois plain, with massive amounts of death and destruction in it's wake!
An "Asian carpnado" occurs when the swirling, violent, turbulent winds of a tornado, suck up Asian carp from a body of water and then toss the razor finned fish at such a high velocity that nothing can withstand the deadly force!
The courageous efforts of Peoria's local heroes, Greg and Dan, saved countless lives and created a new industry for eager entrepreneurs..."carp on a stick."
They are also in the process of making a documentary/ thriller/ madcap comedy movie that chronicles all of the historic events that took place on that fateful day!
The cool part is that they allowed me to write the theme song for the movie! Yaaaaay! Here it is:
An "Asian carpnado" occurs when the swirling, violent, turbulent winds of a tornado, suck up Asian carp from a body of water and then toss the razor finned fish at such a high velocity that nothing can withstand the deadly force!
The courageous efforts of Peoria's local heroes, Greg and Dan, saved countless lives and created a new industry for eager entrepreneurs..."carp on a stick."
They are also in the process of making a documentary/ thriller/ madcap comedy movie that chronicles all of the historic events that took place on that fateful day!
The cool part is that they allowed me to write the theme song for the movie! Yaaaaay! Here it is:
