Rain is a frquent visitor to the planet of Glirka, in the northern regions, across the fertile valleys, in the fall, between 6:00 A.M. and 9:00 P.M., on Tuesdays, if it's not snowing.
Gary despised the rain, because he didn't like getting wet, it made his antenna droop, and it would cause the Silver Sausage to stall out.
Gary - "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to start our cockadoodie spazeship that has stalled out in the dagblasted rain!!"
Rosie - "Oh, don't be such a rainbasher, Gary! I totally, and absolutely LOVE the rain as it gently flows down from heaven to refresh our planet, water the flora and fauna, fill our lovely lakes, ponds..."
Gary - "You're all wet, Rosie!"
Rosie - "How dare you insult my opinion like that, you dirty..."
Gary - "No...I mean you're GETTING all wet standing out in the rain! Come here under the cull shield where it's dry!"
Rosie - "This is kind of romantic, listening to the raindrops on the cull shield, just you and me..."
Gary - "Hand me that snerklewrench, Rosie."
Gary - "The SNERKLEWRENCH...we gotta get this bucket a bolts started to go on our next mission!"
Rosie - (Indignant) "Sometimes I think there are more important things than our stupid missions...here's your dumb farklewrench!!"
Rosie - (Indignant) "Sometimes I think there are more important things than our stupid missions...here's your dumb farklewrench!!"
Gary - "Farklewrench? How can I loosen the bicklebolts with a farklewrench? I need a snerklewrench..."
Rosie - "Here's your @#%&* snerklewrench, and you know where you can stick it!!"
Gary - "You seem a bit tense. Rosie. Is this one of your female times of the month?"
Rosie - "THAT DOES IT!!! I'm taking this snerklewrench AND the farklewrench and sticking them where the sun don't shine!!! BEND OVER, SUCKER!!!!"
Gary begins to run away from Rosie, as if his life depends on it (and it does), and as they are running, they see something that instantly stops them in their tracks!!
What do they see?
Is it a vicious spaze monster?
An invasion of evil creatures from a nearby planet?