OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
There are no pictures of Gary crying...but this is close enough, me thinks!
Great big tears are dropping from Gary's great big eyes, as he watches the Spaze Surveillance video, where an innocent, unsuspecting Rosie, is snapped up by an enormous, claw-like thing, protruding from a super-gynormous spazeship, that looks kinda like a black, ugly shark!
Poor, poor Rosie was taking a brief spaze walk, and viewing the magnificent, brilliant universe, when this dastardly, black spazeship creeps up behind her, snips her tether cord with this claw-like thingy, grabs her, and brings her into the ugly spazeship, kicking and screaming!!
Gary - (Sobbing now) "Bwaaaaah, Bwaaaa...ah...ah..ah...aaaaaaah!!!!!
"Rosie!!! Where have they taken you, my lifelong friend?!!!
"I...(sob, sob)...need...(sob,sob)...to get a hold of my...(sob,sob,sob) self...so I...(sob) can find my buddy!!"
Now we get a glimpse inside of the dark, menacing spazeship, where Rosie is chained to a bulkhead (wall), and is still kicking and screaming, and not hiding her feelings...
Rosie - "Wait 'till I get my hands on you lizard lipped, goggle eyed, moronic, mutant, Ferrengi faced, lopsided, stinking, sons-of-Bogdonian Blob Beasts!"
Actually, Rosie has been abducted by the evil Killbilleruns, who enjoy abducting innocent, female space creatures, and using them for their favorite sport that they call, "The Full Games!" (Kind of like "The Hunger Games", but totally different!)
Little do they know that Rosie ain't as innocent as they think she is! NO WAY...NO HOW!!
Meanwhile...back on the Silver Sausage spazeship...
Gary - (Talking to himself) "Okay...okay...I have to THINK...and I HATE thinking!
"That dirty black spazeship that captured Rosie was a Class 676...sub class, 49B...888-3678...;;;...moon equipped...7th Sojourn...model Qz010p2yfff...I THINK...and I REALLY HATE THINKING THIS HARD!
"I'll just send the video to Glirkazoid Headquarters, and let them figure it out!"
As Gary is Glee-mailing the video to Headquarters, we look back in on Rosie, who has already freed herself from her restraints, and disabled her two, enormous, Killbillerun guards by fusing them together with her powerful brain! (They will automatically un-fuse in 48 hours)
Rosie - "Wait 'till I get my hands on you lizard lipped, goggle eyed, moronic, mutant, Ferrengi faced, lopsided, stinking, sons-of-Bogdonian Blob Beasts!"
Actually, Rosie has been abducted by the evil Killbilleruns, who enjoy abducting innocent, female space creatures, and using them for their favorite sport that they call, "The Full Games!" (Kind of like "The Hunger Games", but totally different!)
Little do they know that Rosie ain't as innocent as they think she is! NO WAY...NO HOW!!
Meanwhile...back on the Silver Sausage spazeship...
Gary - (Talking to himself) "Okay...okay...I have to THINK...and I HATE thinking!
"That dirty black spazeship that captured Rosie was a Class 676...sub class, 49B...888-3678...;;;...moon equipped...7th Sojourn...model Qz010p2yfff...I THINK...and I REALLY HATE THINKING THIS HARD!
"I'll just send the video to Glirkazoid Headquarters, and let them figure it out!"
As Gary is Glee-mailing the video to Headquarters, we look back in on Rosie, who has already freed herself from her restraints, and disabled her two, enormous, Killbillerun guards by fusing them together with her powerful brain! (They will automatically un-fuse in 48 hours)
Back on the Silver Sausage, Gary is making coffee, and awaiting instructions from H.Q.
Gary - "What are these little paper baskets for? (Gary mutters to himself) I don't need them to make coffee! (He throws them in the trash) Now, how many scoops of Java should I put in this contraption...hmmm? "♪One...two...three...♪...this is taking too much time! (So, Gary pours the whole can of coffee into the shiny contraption)
"Yeah...that seems about right...that's the ticket!!"
Gary turns on the coffee maker, and it begins to sputter, spurt, vibrate, gyrate, smoke, fume, bounce around the ship, and then...and then...
Rosie feels a disturbance in "da-forz," sensing something is wrong with Gary!
Join us for the next OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, NEXT WEEK, ON WEDNESDAY, TO FIND OUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR BRAVE, FEARLESS, COMPADRES!
