SPECIAL 4TH OF JULY EDITION
Firecracker, firecracker, boom, boom, boom.
They've been shooting off firecrackers here since June!
They goin' to the fireworks show on the river,
Gonna drink enough booze to destroy their liver!
Fixin' up a barbecue picnic for 20,
If they don't chip in, it won't be funny!
Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco spit,
I think that's about as gross as you can get!
Shootin' off a bottle rocket from a bottle glass,
Watch that it don't fly up your...
Ask me now no questions,
Tell me now no lies,
Now you gonna get a big surprise...
This day is not for drinkin',
and gettin' super "high",
We celebrate our freedom,
On this 4th of July!
