Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Out Of This World Wednesday
Wonderful News For Earthlings!

You REALLY need to listen to what Louie says, before he sings!

Wonderful news for fans of Out Of This World Wednesday, our green Glirkazoid geeks, and the entire population of earth!



After hours of enthusiastic debate over a kitchen table full of White Castle hamburgers, litres of Dr. Pepper & Cream Soda, and McDonald's fries...









Gary and Rosie have decided to save planet earth, because in spite of earthlings being really dumb and reckless, they love puppies and invented ice cream, which is more than enough reason to spare their miserable little lives.




Thank goodness! If our Glirkazoid saviors did NOT take immediate action, earth folks would be DOOMED to suffer the terminal effects of covid 19, insurrection, mesothelioma, online shaming, virtue signaling, crooked politicians, cancel culture, Ellen DeGeneres, earthquakes in one place after another, killer hornets, flesh eating bacteria, etc. etc. etc.!


Only the ones fortunate enough to have seen this wonderful movie will understand why it's referenced here.

Gary - "Okay, Are you ready to emulsificate covid 19, insurrection, mesothelioma, online shaming, virtue signaling, crooked politicians, cancel culture, Ellen DeGeneres, earthquakes in one place after another, killer hornets, flesh eating bacteria, etc. etc. etc., Rosie?!

Rosie - "Let's do it, Gary!!

At that precise moment, Rosie and Gary remove the lids from two mason jars and release a super-powerful "virus" that sweeps over the world and removes ALL the negative, uh...let's see...STUFF that's been plaguing earthlings from the beginning of tom, up to 2020!


I hope this photo doesn't offend anyone. 
NOT!!

Oh, what a happy ending!!! 




If only it were true.