Superbowl 53 (LIII) Sleepy As Can Be
I told you that I was gonna do a review of the Superbowl and the Superbowl commercials today, but EVERYTHING was ho hum.
Who said, "You DIDN'T tell us you would do a review of the Superbowl game and Superbowl commercials?"
Well...anyway...I guess you're right, but I was definitely gonna do it, and THOUGHT I told you about my decision.
How can a review a "nothing burger" Superbowl disaster?
The commercials went from okay to bad! Nothing like the CLASSIC Superbowl commercials of times past, in my expert opinion.
I will not even talk about the snorefest of a game.
Maybe I'm wrong. Did you guys find the game a wonderful display of DEFENSE, or just saying that to make yourself look like a REAL connoisseur of the intricasies of football, whilst, secretly, finding the game excruciatingly boring?
Doesn't the Superbowl Bigwigs even review the commercials anymore, or do they only care about who gives them the most money?
My gosh, even the Budweiser Clydesdale commercial about "wind power" sucked wind!!
Doesn't EVERYONE know that wind power is one of the most inefficient methods of producing electrolysis that was ever conceived!!
Then the one about "girl power" showed how ignorant these ad people are! Did they not know that girls have ALWAYS had the power since Adam and Eve!
I'm sorry, but those "message" commercials just bring me down when they play them during an event that is supposed to lift us up with joy and excitement, like the Superbowl normally does, but this Superbowl did not, so I guess the pitiful ads were wholly appropriate!
The Bud Light commercial with the BIG barrel of corn syrup was okay,, but I have always enjoyed that little, wacky, Bud Light kingdom, anyway.
Who disagrees wit me? (Yes, I know I said wit)
Who wants to be the first to defend the crappy commercials during Superbowl LIII (53).
I really like John Malkovich, but he was SO overacting, whilst standing in the CGI Colosseum, in that little pregame thingy with Peyton Manning, who is surprisingly funny. (I THINK it was a CGI Colosseum, because I don't think they would send Malkovich all the way to Rome for a silly promo like that. Or would they?
I am truly interested in what you folks think about Superbowl LIII and the ads! I'm sore disappointed, to use a bible word. What are your innermost thoughts and feelings? Did you even watch? What kind of snacks did you have at your Superbowl party? Why didn't you invite me?
I almost forgot! I got physically sick watching all of those football players KISSING the Lombardi Trophy! With all the spit and slobber from the other players, they STILL kissed right on top of the spit and slobber of everyone else, not worrying about where those mouths have been! Yuck!!!
