Wednesday, July 24, 2019

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY



When we last visited our heroes, Gary and Rosie, they were about to embark on a super dangerous mission of moving the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11, to Neprotonicus 12, which, I suppose, will get renamed the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 12?



Now, you're possibly thinking, "are the Neprotonicans obsessed with jewelry?"







No, not at all. These jewels provide power for their entire planet, which will not be needed on Neprotonicus 11 anymore, due to the fact that the planet is scheduled to implode in 6 dulus!



Rosie - "Too bad Neprotonicus 11 will be imploding in 6 dulus."

Gary - "Yeah, but lucky for us, Rosie! We will be making a LOT of pazoozas moving the jewel to Neprotonicus 12! How many pazoozas will we be making, Rosie?"



Rosie - "$20,000 pazoozas."

Gary - "$20,000 pazoozas?! ONLY $20,000 pazoozas?!!! That's shicken feed!!!" (a shicken is an alien bird that is quite tasty)



Rosie - "Well, it's a humanitarian mission, since all the inhabitants of Neprotonicus 11 have to be moved to the uninhabited planet of Neprotonicus 12, and they will need power to survive!"



Gary - "Okay, okay, but we'll never get rich this way."

Rosie - "Maybe not, monetarily, but we will be rich in our friendship, in love for our fellow creatures, in pure compassion and..."

Gary - "Shut up, Rosie."

Rosie - "There's one eensy weensie problem, Gary. The planet will be imploding in 6 dulus, but dulus are not like days. Dulus vary in time, so we have to make sure we remove the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 BEFORE we get caught in the death dealing implosion."

Gary - "WHAT?!! So we have to deal with vicious spaze monsters that ALWAYS attack us on the way, asteroid fields, spaze pirates, intent on stealing the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 (soon to be the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 12), AND the real chance of getting sucked into the death dealing implosion, right?!!"






Rosie - "That's about it."

Gary - "Awesome! Sounds like fun! Let's get this bucket-o-bolts flyin'!!"

Rosie - "Uh, okay, Gary. Have you been into the Purple Glirf again?"



Join us next Wednesday, and EVERY Wednesday for another exciting episode of...

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!