OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

It is a well known, undisputed fact that the "Dance Of Joy" the Glirkazoids have performed for billions of years has acted as a "force field" of protection for our other worldly friends.

No one really knows how it began, or how it works, exactly, but there is no doubt that this joyous dance repels and reverses any negative thoughts, prevents arguing and wars, makes folks more lovable...however, gives the Glirkazoids the "munchies" after performing the dance.

When we last visited Yellow Rose and Gary, they were heading to Earth to teach the inhabitants the "Dance Of Joy," so as to stop all of the miserable crap going on down there.

The traditional and sacred dance would basically eliminate crime, violence, poverty, bad breath, pollution, and every other bad thing that has plagued the earthlings for thousands of years.

Of course, when they arrived on Earth they employed their U-Kont Seamy device for the Silver Sausage to be invisible to the naked eye.

In addition, they needed to disguise themselves so as not to freak out the sensitive Earth folks.

Yellow Rose disguised herself as Carrie Ann Inaba and Gary made himself look like Bruno Tonioli.

The earth folks they contacted were completely duped! They thought they were gonna be part of "Dancing With The Stars," even though they were not "stars!" Gary and Yellow Rose can be so deceptive when they want to be, can't they?

So this group was taught the "Dance Of Joy" and will perform the dance in flash mobs, all over the earth, until this once doomed planet is showered in peace and harmony. 

Be patient...it takes tom!

A rare view of the "Dance Of Joy," performed by the "chosen ones!" Ain't it cool?!