Wednesday, August 26, 2015

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Spaze!!!

Da vinyl front deer! Deez are da voyeurs of da starship, Silver Sausage! 


To find nude lice, eggs splore the univerz, to go where no Glirkazoid haz gone B-4, and who, disguised as Klark Cent, fites a neber in ding baddle, for trooth, jug stuff, and da Glirkazoidian vay!!!




Admiral Gary and his fadeful injun companion, Rosie, with a cloud of ducks, and a mytee Hio Sliver, lurk in da fearful hearts of creechores evil and malevolently wicket!





Once again I have proved you can't drink moonshine and write a blog at the same tom! Just messin' witcha! Ha Ha Ha! I don't drink adult beverages anymore...or any less! Hee haw, hee haw!!!

Rosie - "Hey, Gary! What do you think about the candidates running for president of Glirka?"

Gary - "Before I answer your thought provoking question, would you PLEASE change the font color, it's so girly.

Rosie - "Is this better?"

Gary - "No! This is like reverse newspaper print! Try something different, Rosie!"

Rosie - "Hows about this?"

Gary - "Not bad, but since I will be discussing the presidential candidates, could we use the patriotic colors of Glirkazoids?"

Rosie " Here ya go, buddy!"

Gary - "THANKS! This is perfect! Although it gives me a little deja-vu, for some strange reason!"

Rosie - "Fancy that!" (Chuckle, chuckle)

Rosie - "So, Gary, since you are a legendary hero, and greatly admired by the whole populace of our planet, Glirka, what do you think about this crop of presidential candidates, hmm?"

Gary - "Did you see my Milky Way candy bar, Rosie? I just had it here on the table and now it's gone?"


Rosie - "I'm sure it's around here somewhere, but about the candidates...

Gary - "Did you eat it, Rosie?"

Rosie - "Of course not! I don't even like Milky Way candy bars...now, if it had been a Snickers I..."

Gary - "ADMIT IT, ROSIE! You had to have taken it...we are the only ones on this spazeship! I'm walkin' away from this question and answer session!!

Rosie - "Gary, what's that dark stain on your butt?"



Gary immediately regrets having prunes, peanuts and beer for lunch!

Rosie goes over and smells the stain. A very courageous move, INDEED!

Rosie - (Begins to laugh and talk at the same tom) "Ha ha, Gary...you...ha ha ha, sat on your , Milky Way bar, ha ha ha ha..."

Gary - "Oh, I, uh, guess I put my Milky Way bar on the chair instead of the table. Isn't that funny?"

Rosie - "Ha ha ha ha...it sure is! Especially the fact that you sat on it, and accused me of stealing...HEY...you accused ME of eating your stupid Milky Way...you...you...who bears false witness!!!"

Gary - "Sorry. Now lets get back to the candidates."

Rosie - "Not so fast, Buster Brown! Turn around (click) I just took a picture of your butt stain and now I just put it on Spazebook for all our friends to see!"

Gary - "But, Rosie, they're gonna think..."



Rosie - "Exactamundo, poopy pants!!


Oh, my! What a childish, immature episode of Out Of This World Wednesday...but I kinda liked it!