OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Spaze!!!
To find nude lice, eggs splore the univerz, to go where no Glirkazoid haz gone B-4, and who, disguised as Klark Cent, fites a neber in ding baddle, for trooth, jug stuff, and da Glirkazoidian vay!!!
Admiral Gary and his fadeful injun companion, Rosie, with a cloud of ducks, and a mytee Hio Sliver, lurk in da fearful hearts of creechores evil and malevolently wicket!
Once again I have proved you can't drink moonshine and write a blog at the same tom! Just messin' witcha! Ha Ha Ha! I don't drink adult beverages anymore...or any less! Hee haw, hee haw!!!
Once again I have proved you can't drink moonshine and write a blog at the same tom! Just messin' witcha! Ha Ha Ha! I don't drink adult beverages anymore...or any less! Hee haw, hee haw!!!
Rosie - "Hey, Gary! What do you think about the candidates running for president of Glirka?"
Gary - "Before I answer your thought provoking question, would you PLEASE change the font color, it's so girly.
Rosie - "Is this better?"
Gary - "No! This is like reverse newspaper print! Try something different, Rosie!"
Rosie - "Hows about this?"
Gary - "Not bad, but since I will be discussing the presidential candidates, could we use the patriotic colors of Glirkazoids?"
Rosie " Here ya go, buddy!"
Gary - "THANKS! This is perfect! Although it gives me a little deja-vu, for some strange reason!"
Rosie - "Fancy that!" (Chuckle, chuckle)
Rosie - "So, Gary, since you are a legendary hero, and greatly admired by the whole populace of our planet, Glirka, what do you think about this crop of presidential candidates, hmm?"
Gary - "Did you see my Milky Way candy bar, Rosie? I just had it here on the table and now it's gone?"
Rosie - "I'm sure it's around here somewhere, but about the candidates...
Gary - "Did you eat it, Rosie?"
Rosie - "Of course not! I don't even like Milky Way candy bars...now, if it had been a Snickers I..."
Gary - "ADMIT IT, ROSIE! You had to have taken it...we are the only ones on this spazeship! I'm walkin' away from this question and answer session!!
Rosie - "Gary, what's that dark stain on your butt?"
Gary immediately regrets having prunes, peanuts and beer for lunch!
Rosie goes over and smells the stain. A very courageous move, INDEED!
Rosie - (Begins to laugh and talk at the same tom) "Ha ha, Gary...you...ha ha ha, sat on your , Milky Way bar, ha ha ha ha..."
Gary - "Oh, I, uh, guess I put my Milky Way bar on the chair instead of the table. Isn't that funny?"
Rosie - "Ha ha ha ha...it sure is! Especially the fact that you sat on it, and accused me of stealing...HEY...you accused ME of eating your stupid Milky Way...you...you...who bears false witness!!!"
Gary - "Sorry. Now lets get back to the candidates."
Rosie - "Not so fast, Buster Brown! Turn around (click) I just took a picture of your butt stain and now I just put it on Spazebook for all our friends to see!"
Gary - "But, Rosie, they're gonna think..."
Rosie - "Exactamundo, poopy pants!!
Oh, my! What a childish, immature episode of Out Of This World Wednesday...but I kinda liked it!