OH, I USED TO GET COMMENTS ON MY BLOG,
BUT I DON'T GET DEM ANY MO,
I MAY BE A BIG FAT SLOB,
BUT THAT'S NO REASON FOR YOU TO WALK OUT THE DOOR,
YES, I MADE A FEW BAD COMMENTS ABOUT OBAMA,
BUT I DIDN'T MAKE EM ABOUT YO MAMA,
SOMETIMES I'M DOWNRIGHT SILLY,
BUT I DON'T SMOKE POT LIKE WILLY,
COULD IT BE ME UGLY FACE THAT KEEPS YOU FROM SHARING?
IT'S BEEN SAID I LOOK LIKE A PICKLED HERRING,
OR CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER WHEN HE'S MIFFED,
A HERRING...KRAUTHAMMER...WHAT'S THE DIFF?
I NEED SOME INPUT LIKE NUMBER 5,
THE INPUT KEPT THAT LITTLE ROBOT ALIVE,
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO STOP MY WORM PLAY,
BUT MY WRITTEN WORMS I THINK HAVE HAD THEIR HEYDAY.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF EVERYDAY YOU CREATED A BLOG POST AND NOBODY CAME TO PLAY,
YOU TRIED TO MAKE FOLKS LAUGH OR MAKE THEM THINK,
BUT GETTING NO COMMENTS MAKE ME FEEL I STINK,
WELL, I GUESS I DO, IT'S GETTING CLEARER,
I WAS HOPING MY BLOG MIGHT BRING YOU NEARER,
AND MOVE YOUR HEARTS TO DROP A LINE,
IT MAKES ME SAD, BUT IT'S ALL GOOD AND FINE,
I'LL WRITE MY BLOG FOR POSTERITY SAKE,
AND EVEN THOUGH MY HEART DOTH BREAK,
I'LL KEEP ON KEEPIN' ON FOR A FEW LIKE YELLOW ROSE, AND DENISE, TOO,
AND OTHERS WHO JUST CAN'T EXPRESS IN WORDS WHAT'S IN THEIR BEATING CHEST,
SO HERE TODAY I OFFER YOU ANOTHER CHANCE TO SAY, I LOVE YOU, ANOTHER TIME TO SAY IT'S COOL, ANOTHER OPP TO SAY, DANNY, YOU'RE JUST A FOOL!
BURMA SHAVE
