OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
As you may not recall, Gounderus was one of the captives released (through the valiant efforts of Gary and Rosie) from the pupunite mines on the planet of Zaddy-Oh, along with Manolis, Kate and Rhymesauce.
Goundy (as all his fans like to call him) had resumed his magnificent career of entertaining creatures throughout the endless universe, and making them laugh so hard they would involuntarily fart! (This is considered the sincerest form of flattery to a inter-galactic comic.)
Apart from making trillions of pazoozas (interplanetary currency), Gounderus LOVED making creatures laugh and fart!
It was not uncommon for inhabitants of a far away planet to walk past a gigantic stadium, sniff, and exclaim, "Gounderus must have performed here!"
He was not unlike the ancient, legendary performer...Daveman, who made the audience laugh so much they would pee their pants!
We now zoom in on a super gigantic theatre, floating in mid-aire, and bathed in colored lights of blue, purkle, organdy, teal, esmerelda, and lavender...and then we magically zoom through the roof of the theatre, down the red carpeted hallway, and through the door of Goundy's dressing room...where we find him practicing one of his classic bits...
Goundy (as all his fans like to call him) had resumed his magnificent career of entertaining creatures throughout the endless universe, and making them laugh so hard they would involuntarily fart! (This is considered the sincerest form of flattery to a inter-galactic comic.)
No guy can listen to this without laughing!
Apart from making trillions of pazoozas (interplanetary currency), Gounderus LOVED making creatures laugh and fart!
It was not uncommon for inhabitants of a far away planet to walk past a gigantic stadium, sniff, and exclaim, "Gounderus must have performed here!"
He was not unlike the ancient, legendary performer...Daveman, who made the audience laugh so much they would pee their pants!
We now zoom in on a super gigantic theatre, floating in mid-aire, and bathed in colored lights of blue, purkle, organdy, teal, esmerelda, and lavender...and then we magically zoom through the roof of the theatre, down the red carpeted hallway, and through the door of Goundy's dressing room...where we find him practicing one of his classic bits...
Click on this bit! Jerry Lewis stole this from Gounderus!
Gounderus - (Talking to his makeup girl...who, incidentally, looks like Cheeky Tam)
"Makeup girl...am I paying you enough? I don't want anyone to be unhappy."
Makeup girl - "Are you kidding me, Goundy? You pay me millions of pazoozas! Not only do you pay me big bucks, but you make me laugh! Pfffffffaaaaaart!
Gounderus - "That was a mighty fart, makeup girl! Thanks for the compliment!"
Makeup girl - "No probleemo...it's a pleasure to work for the greatest comedian and thespian in the universe!"
Gounderus - "I may be the greatest comedian, but I'm no thesbian...I think only women can be thespians...and only if they don't like men.
No matter...my show starts in 5 parsecs, and I need my alone time until then.
The makeup girl scampers away, and Gounderus is left alone in his ornate, comedy themed dressing room, that is decorated with ancient photos of Red Skelton, Charlie Chaplin, Lucille Ball, Emmett Kelly, Magnus The Marvelous, Buster Keaton, Monty Python, and Daws Butler.
Gounderus hears a noise coming from the closet! A very strange, eerie noise...
What could be making this noise?
Is it something cute and innocent?
Maybe it's something so horrible, ugly, and monstrous that you will not EVEN want to read OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, next week!
Taa!
