Peggy Christmas 2021
Gork on Donny!!! Hoppy Gork on Donny Days!! This is beink Peggy from Latvia, the badlands of the Baltics!
Peggy havink sidebar...right next to Vodka rack! Latvia is to be havink bad reputation for drinkink vats o voodka, vild party, and excess schmoozing! Ve live up to it durink Gork on Donny Days!! It being SHADEBALLS!!
Gork &Donny days runnink from Dec. of 13, when ve first stumble on greatest radio show in wide world, even greater than Naked and Afraid Sheep Sheering, to Jan of 24, sacred birthday of great Gork...or whenever booze runs out!!!
On these special days ve be dressink in shorty robes, form flash parade, and be singink traditional Gork on Donny Days anthem while marching to Dupnik square, to decorate ginormous statues of hero's, Gork on Donny, with small shiny objects!! Ve also pleasing to add Stevis the plant to decorate, and Stevis friend!!!
The anthem is to be sung with voodka glass in one hand, photo of Gork on Donny in the other, and Stevis plants ornaments in other hand!!
It goes somethink like this...Christmas is for just one day,
Gork on Donny Days, it stays and stays,
Ve drinkink till brain in a haze,
It's Gork, Donny, Jules, Ken, Caleb we praise!
AND Stevis the plant and Stevis friend!!!
Merry Christmas and Hoppy Gork on Donny Days!!!