Wednesday, December 3, 2014

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY


Gary felt a cold chill go down his spine, all the way down to his butt crack, as he and Rosie entered the infamous Gazza Galaxy to find the AAA, who were a-hankerin' to emulsificate Christmas, just to be mean and nasty!!

They were using their U-Kont Seamy device to make the Silver Sausage (thier magnificent spazeship) invisible to the AAA.


In addition, they were listening on their Biggear Zound eqibment, for the pityfull screams of the victims, who were being violated, while their innocent eyes saw all of their Christmas decorations gathered up! (Like in How The Grinch Stole Christmas)

Rosie is the first to hear a blood curdling scream, then Gary hears one on the other side of the galaxy, then two screams, four screams, will there be some more screams, a hundred screams from the north and east, a thousand screams, like from an injured beast!

Rosie - "We have NEVER failed the Supreme Glirkheads on ANY mission, but how can we stop THIS?! There are too many, and the AAA's are so powerful and NASTY!!"

Gary - "Slim Whitman." 

Rosie - "What?"

Gary - "Slim Whitman!" Didn't you ever see the movie "Mars Attacks?"

Rosie - "No."

Gary - "Watch this clip!"



Rosie - "I get it!" We will just send the Slim Whitman music, electromigrainifully, to the AAA brains and they will explode in a green goo! Cool!"

That's exactly what they did, and stopped the AAA from destroying Christmas! 

Yaaaaay! I love happy endings, don't you?