SILLY SONGS SATURDAY

Silly songs I loved, and dumb songs that  irritated me, from days gone by!

Our first example is a song that set my teeth, and brain, on edge!
The singing was nasally, the words were childish (yummy,tummy), and I was embarrassed for them! 
However, they made millions, so they didn't care what I thought! 

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy...I got love in my tummy...



My second entree is a silly classic, that is far out, creative, and pioneers the use of the sped up voice, that was the key to Alvin and the Chipmunks music!

Purple People Eater

Let's reluctantly move on to my turd, I mean third, selection, that shows how important it is to choose the correct name for your baby!

NORMAN

The 4th classic tune begs the question, who done it? 

Who Put The Bomp in the Bomp Bomp Bomp...



I really liked this next one, because it gave me the feel of being in the Australian Outback, living with the Aborigines, and playing with my didgeridoo! Whatever that is!

This silly song tickled me because of the way the dude sings honey (it sounds like hoe-ney), and the woo hoo's being sung in the background!

Wolverton Mountain

My favorite of all of these songs is the one below, that proves we can't always judge something or ANYONE by their looks!

Choose to be happy today!

It's your decision!

Unless something real tragic happens to you, like a major car accident, or your pet python passes away, or you get audited by the IRS, or about a million other nasty unexpected things that may befall you today! 

Maybe even in the next few minutes!

Other than that, have a happy day!

FAN FRIDAY

This is the face of the sweetest man I know!

Michael Tomlins (AKA Gounderus) is a Christian man who I am praying for every day.

He has brought so much joy to his fans on YouTube, who truly love him, and adore his videos.

He has gone through some tough times with his health and financially, but now has an opportunity to improve his situation, and do what he was meant to do...bring happiness to others!

You probably don't know him... he has two young daughters, a lovely wife, lives in New Mexico, and is a good Christian man. If you are one of my Christian friends, please pray that God helps this kind, gentle man to get this job he so rightfully deserves.

It will be a regular role on a T.V. show, and he is a wonderful actor and comedian! 

Look at this:

Isn't he great?

Has there been a time when you REALLY needed a break? 

Michael needs our prayers, if you would lovingly open your hearts for this sweet man, and send up a little prayer for him.

That's all I ask.

THOUGTFUL   THURSDAY

17,045 pageviews!   17,045 pageviews! 

17,045 pageviews! 17,045 pageviews! 

17,045 pageviews! 17,045 pageviews! 

17,045 pageviews! 17,045 pageviews! 

I guess I should be happy, but I'm paranoid and suspicious!

I'm not angry, and I don't want to come across as being ungrateful...I'm just confused and perplexed.

Where are all of these views coming from?

99% of the time, the only person who comments on my blog is Cheryl (Yellow Rose) Merritt. (Who I really appreciate and care about...a lot!)
Check out her sweet blog by clicking link below:

http://mimcherylanne.blogspot.com/2013/08/my-friend-micheal-t-aka-gounderus-from.html?spref=fb

So where in the H-E-double hockey sticks did 17,000 page views come from?

I am beginning to suspect that there is one individual who keeps clicking on my blog over and over again to make me feel better.

Seriously!

Out of 17,045 page views, I should have a lot more comments, or followers, or something! 

I see other blogs that have hundreds of comments from dozens of different people, and I usually only have one comment from my best friend, Cheryl.

I don't even get any haters! 

I believe there is a real conspiracy going on here, and I will not stop until I find out what person, or creature from a strange alternate universe is behind it!

17,045 pageviews have to equal at least a "good job," "your blog stinks," or "you're stark raving mad, Danny!"

Soooo, whoever it is that keeps clicking on my blog a hundred times a day, PLEASE STOP IT!

I know Cheryl is not the one doing this, because this started before I knew her, so who else could it be?

If you are from another dimension, and trying to communicate with me through pageviews, somehow...GIVE IT UP!

I would rather have one legitimate page view, than 17,000 phony pageviews!

Wait a second! What if it's just a glitch in the system?

Maybe my pageview thingy got cross wired with some popular person's page view thingy, and I'm getting his or hers view count!

Okay..let's get down to the nitty-gritty.

If you are reading this blog, PLEASE 
make a comment in the comment box.

It's not hard. Other folks have done it.
Cheryl does it every day!

Just saying Hi would be great!

Furthermore, if you are the one that has clicked on my blog 17,000 times because you feel sorry for me...CUT IT OUT!!

If you are a highly intelligent creature from a far away galaxy 500, trying to get my attention...cool it! I'm not interested!

Finally, I would love to see a few hundred comments on this blog today,
or only one view, besides Cheryl Merritt, that would end this puzzling puzzlement.

Thanks, and God bless!

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY

Here is the day we've been waiting for with eager anticipation!

Gary has successfully completed 4 of the 5 tests he has been given, with the loving help of Yellow Rose...which is perfectly within the ancient rules.

Let's review the tests, shall we?

1. Riding a pink bike across the Gland Canyon on a tightrope.

2. Outsmarting Glirkzilla so Gary could pass by him in one piece.

3. Surviving the Swamp Of Death.

4. Scooping pink elephant poop in the allotted time.

HOWEVER, the 5th and final test would be the most difficult of all! 

It would test his strength...mind...and HEART!

Gary is transported to the uniquely strange mountains of the planet Glirka.

They resemble "Devo" hats...remember? Upside down flower pots?

As he comes closer he hears what sounds like singing.

It's the voice of Yellow Rose, helper and comforter of all Glirkazoids in need.

As he raises his two long stemmed eyes up to where the sound is coming from on the mountain, Gary sees the most horrible, unimaginable sight he has ever seen! 

Yellow Rose is stuck in the web of the nasty, vicious, venomous, Gliderspider!!

Her powers are not able to work while entrapped in the negatively charged fibers of the web, SO GARY IS ON HIS OWN!!!

Gary is astounded that Yellow Rose is singing, even though she is facing imminent death!

Then he begins to understand the words and melody. She is singing the Sweet Yellow Rose song to give him strength and courage! 

Gary begins to feel more confidence, energy, stamina, fearlessness, power, intelligence...and most important of all...LOVE for Yellow Rose, than he has ever felt before!

He suddenly remembers a song his daddy taught him when he was a little baby...sung to the tune of The Itsy Bitsy Spider:

♪♪ Don't fear the Gliderspider, oh, don't you scream and shout,♫

♪Just climb on the web and punch him in the snout,♪

♫After you've punched that spider in the nose, ♪♪

♪He'll leave you alone and release Yellow Rose! ♫♪

A very prophetic song!

Gary also recalls that if a Glirkazoid rubs the juice of glirkaberries all over his little body, he will not stick to the web!

A glirkaberry bush is nearby, so Gary smears the juice of the berries all over his body, hands, feet, and...everything!

As swiftly and quietly as possible, Gary begins climbing up the mountain, and then climbs up the web...closer...closer...closer...until he is right behind the hideous, terrifying, Gliderspider!

He taps the spider on the shoulder...uh...I don't think spiders have shoulders, but he taps him somewhere.

At that, the gliderspider turns around, and Gary gives him a hard punch in the snout!

All of a sudden, the spider releases Yellow Rose! Then Gary and Yellow Rose begin to slide down to the ground on a strand of spider web!

Now, safe from harm, Gary and Yellow Rose stare into each others eyes.

Yellow Rose can feel emotions for Gary that she's never felt before.

Gary comes in closer, puts his arms around her...and...brushes some spider webs off her back.

Gary says, "Now, isn't that better, Yellow Rose?" 

Yellow Rose simply sighs.

Well, well, well...Gary has completed all 5 tests and has won the honor of entering the gold, diamond, and emerald encrusted Chamber of the Supreme Glirkheads!

What do they want from Gary?

Is it a secret mission?

Will Yellow Rose accompany him there?

Is Gary gay, or just stupid?

Join us next week for the grand finale!!!!

TUESDAY AFTERNOON

I love this video!

I have never heard Justin Hayward explain the meaning of Tuesday Afternoon, but I think the amazing song that he wrote, is telling us to find the beauty in every single day...every single moment.

Tuesday is a perfect example of a plain old day. 

Normally, nothing exciting or special happens on Tuesday.  Especially on a sleepy Tuesday afternoon!

I believe the song is saying we can transform a dull, ordinary, Tuesday afternoon, in to a wonderful, delightful experience.

For example:

Tuesday Afternoon Delight

Doing dishes,

Tuesday afternoon,

While listening to,

A Beatles tune.

Washing the car,

Washing the house,

Taking the hose,

And spraying your spouse.

(I love doing that!)

Walking the dog,

That pup is a cutie,

Whistling a tune,

While picking up doodie.

Tuesday afternoon nap,

If you are retired,

I love it so much,

I think it's required!

Watching the grandchildren,

Dancing away,

Giving thanks to the Lord,

For this beautiful day.
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Yeah, it's only a Tuesday,

But it's kinda nice,

This is the first day,

Of the rest of my life!

MANESS MUSIC MONDAY

Introducing my new "Sad Depressing Song" on Maness music monday!

If you're feeling down, this song will lead to major depression for ya!

Have a nice day!

CHURCH IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT

CHURCH IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT

I'm gonna greet some folks today,

I'll smile and I won't fake it,

Cause I know it makes us all feel good,

Church is what you make it.

I'll sing out loud with all my heart,

Christ's love, I'll not forsake it,

I'll pray for friends and enemies,

Church is what you make it.

My bitter thoughts I'll set aside,

My hatred I'll set free,

At church I'll learn to lose this pride,

Praise God eternally.

I'll try to be a regular,

Not come to church at random,

An example to my kids, I'll be,

My faith I'll not abandon.

So if  you think your church dull,

Or so unloving you can't take it,

Jesus brought his love along,

Church is what you make it.

HEADLINES FROM AROUND THE WHOLE WIDE WORM!

SATURDAY MORNING POST

ALIENS FROM A DISTANT WORLD CHANGE THEIR MINDS ABOUT INVADING THE EARTH...WHEN THEY LAND IN DETROIT

PETA MEMBERS CLIMB INTO IOWA HOG PEN TO SAVE THE LIVES OF THE HELPLESS HOGS...WHERE THEY ARE PROMPTLY EATEN BY THE PORKERS

ILLINOIS HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT FINDS A COST EFFECTIVE WAY TO CUT DOWN ON HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION WITH SIGNS THAT SAY BUMPY ROAD

CONVICTED "LEAKER" BRADLEY MANNING WILL BE SUBJECTED TO THE CRUELEST PUNISHMENT IMAGINABLE, BY BEING FORCED TO BECOME A WOMAN AND BE CALLED CHELSEA BY THE OTHER INMATES

MY PAST LOVE LIFE EXPOSED! SHOCKING, DISGUSTING TRASH!

FAN FRIDAY 

I was sincerely hoping I would NEVER have to admit all my past love affairs, but the guilt has built up to the point where I simply cannot hold it in anymore. 

It all began when I was a young lad watching the Little Rascals. 

I knew Darla was in love with Alfalfa, but she was so adorable that I could not help myself  but fall head over heels in love with her. 

What did she see in Alfalfa, anyway?

 It must have been his crooning, cause he wasn't much for looks! 

My next love, if memory serves me, was Gale Storm  of My Little Margie fame.

 She was really cute and funny! 

After I got tired of Gale, I developed a big crush for the Beaver's teacher, just like the Beaver did!

DIANE BREWSTER

Then I set my sights way, way up to the stars when I fell madly in love with the gorgeous, tall, Julie Newmar! This was long before she played Catwoman on Batman, she was on the Bob Cummings Show when I... 

focused my innocent eyes on her...uh...nevermind! 

My next woman was cute, sweet, sexy, and not even the star of the show! Here is a picture of her:

Tuesday Weld was a MAJOR infatuation in my youth!

She was on the Dobie Gillis Show, and WOW, WOW, WOW! 

Then there was the cute and adorable Mary Tyler Moore, on the Dick Van Dyke Show, who I fantasized about on an hourly basis! 

However, I think the one woman who I thought about the most, in my imaginative, testosterone filled youth, was Barbara Eden!

Not only did she show her belly to me every week, but she had the power to give me ANYTHING I wanted!! 

So I hope you are all happy now! 

Now you tell me, who did you have a crush on whilst growing up? 

By the way, Barbara Eden turned 82 today! 

Happy birthday to our lovely Jeannie!