Wednesday, May 20, 2015

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY


This quote from William Shakespeare was ACTUALLY written about the legendary, Glirkazoidian, super heroine, YELLOW ROSE!

                     No not this kind of heroine, silly!



THIS KIND!!

The story goes...Shakespeare was NOT a good writer at all. In fact, here is an example of one of his early poems that was never published...



"Roses are red, violets are blue,
London stinks of garbage."

As you can imagine, he needed help, big time!

Any of you that have read my two books, understand that after the Glirkazoids crash landed on earth, they went about helping earthlings to improve in knowledge, music, literature, inventiveness, and all kinds of stuff.

So, when Rosie (Yellow Rose) found out how much this unknown writer sucked, she mentored him for a few weeks, and he became the greatest writer of all tom!!

Blog reader - "But what about the small and fierce part, hmmm?"

Keep your pants on! I was getting to that!

In addition to helping Shakespeare with his writing, she also helped merry old England to defeat the Spanish Armada, win the battle over Napoleon at Waterloo,  and make the British Empire so powerful, the saying was..."The sun never sets on the British Empire!" (By the way, Rosie made up that saying) 







Rosie amazes folks, especially since she is only 4 inches tall in earth measurements! In fact, Yoda learned this phrase from Yellow Rose...


Why are we talking so much about Rosie?



Well, I'll tell you why!

Rosie and Gary are about to embark on their most scary, dangerous, thrilling, scary (I think I already said scary, sorry), exciting, exhilarating mission of all tom, and Rosie will display courage and fortitude beyond anythang you've ever seen in all yer born days!!! 

Return to OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY, next week, to begin the terrifying, yet thrilling  journey with Yellow Rose and Gary!!!!