Out Of This World Wednesday
Mission Accomplished?
Our last exciting episode of Out Of This World Wednesday left us with a breath of fresh air, as the Silver Sausage spazeship descended into the atmosphere of Neprotonicus 12.
Well, maybe they hadn't descended into the atmosphere yet, but we are wanting to speed things up a bit, so you won't be bored as much as usual.
Rosie - "Neprotonicus 12 is so beauteous, Gary! It's such a pleasure and honor to deliver the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11, that will provide the enormous power needed to uh..POWER their video games, heating elements, frigidation systems, droids, cyborgs, toys for the kidlets, H3o pumping stations, smart kars, dumb phones, and just about everything they need for a comfortable existence."
Gary - "Yeah, yeah, yeah...all I care about is the 20,000 pazoozas they promised us! It ain't much, but it's better than nuttin' honey.
Rosie - "Gary! Look out the starboard porthole!"
Gary - "You know I never can remember which side starboard is on!!"
Rosie - "The right, goofball!"
As they look out of the starboard porthole, they can see, literally, millions of cheering, dancing Neprotonicans in the light of the Silver Sausage's landing beams! (It's dark on Neprotonicus 12, due to the fact that it's night time and the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 has not been installed yet)
As soon as the Silver Sausage touches terra firma ...
ter·ra fir·ma
/ˌterə ˈfərmə/
noun
- dry land; the ground as distinct from the sea or air."they needed to rest themselves on terra firma"
Rosie and Gary, excitedly, run down the ramp to the waiting arms of one Neprotonican Buala Beast!
I know the picture looks like Stitch , but It's actually a Buala Beast.
The millions of happy Neprotonicans are 500 feetraps away, partying down over something else!
Gary - "HEY!!! You Neprotonicans!!! We are over here!!!! We have the GREAT Jewel!!!!"
A Random Neprotonican - "Cool! Just set it on that rock and we'll get it later."
Rosie - "WHAT? We have traveled billions of lite-years (not to be confused with lite beers), fought hideous creatures, survived earthquakes and blava, diseases, hunger, thirst, blisters, and much more, to bring you this power source, and you dudes (and dudettes...being inclusive) are too busy to come and grab it?"
Bizarro bush.
Gary - "How did that whole group talk in unison, Rosie? That was weird!"
Rosie - "It's because that dreaded "bizarro bush" causes a group thinking mind meld, that eliminates free individual thinking, and destroys the will to improve your lot in life, or work, or create, or even appreciate the giant effort we displayed in bringing that cockadoodie Great Jewel to them for a measly 20,000 pazoozas!!"
Gary - "THAT'S RIGHT, ROSIE!!! Where's our measly 20,000 pazoozas, huh?!! In fact, we deserve one gazillion pazoozas from you ingrates!!
Now, here is the cool part! Gary puts his Glirkazoid Goo Gun on extra gooey, and goos the millions of stoned Neprotonicans (the gun has great range) to the point of immobility and helplessness!
This Is Not A Neprotonican, but you get the point!
The enormous stash of "bizarro bush" is destroyed, never to be produced again, the Neprotonicans come to their senses, after they struggle out of the debilitating goo, and the Great Jewel is firmly installed on Mt. Gounderus, to provide unlimited power forever!
By the way, Gary and Rosie received 20,000 one gazillion pazoozas because the Neprotonicans did NOT want to be gooed again! It ain't fun!
What new adventures await our Glirkazoid gladiators?
Are we strong enough to join them on their next harrowing mission?
Examples of harrowing car chases!
(The adjective harrowing is often used to describe a firsthand experience that is terrifying, such as a harrowing drive home in icy weather, but it can also refer to a secondhand experience, such as reading or watching something that is very frightening or disturbing.)
Well, can ya?
If you can ... drag yourself back here next Wednesday for NEW adventures of...
OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!
