There's A Fungus Amung Us!

Candida is the worldwide fungus that is currently circumnavigating the globe, causing things like a white tongue, athlete's foot, constipation, bloating, irritable bowel syndrome, diarrhea and flatulence after eating.

We are not going to be discussing (did you know this was a discussion) the symptoms, the Tony Orlando song, the statistics or mortality rates, or none of that boring stuff!

What we REALLY need to consider is where it came from! 

Put on your thinking caps, because I'm gonna ask you your opinion on where this devilish, freaky fungus originated.

Some scientists (but who believes them anymore) claim "Candida" is millions of years old, and recently popped up again, due to "climate change." 

Of course, EVERY BAD THING is due to "climate change" anymore, right? 

However, what a great excuse for when we screw up, huh? 

Let's say you run out of gas, with (gulp) your spouse in the car. 

"Baby, it was climate change! The varied weather situations, with barometric pressure and bomb cyclone interference, messed with the gas gauge default mechanism!"

Back to the fearful fungus. 

Many "experts" say the Candida fungus was created by evil scientists from China, or Russia, or North Korea, but that does not explain why the frightening fungus is not ABSENT from China, Russia, and North Korea. They wouldn't fungus themselves, would they? Maybe they would,  just to take suspicion off themselves. Hmmm?

The "worldwide web" could be the catalyst for stimulating the little fungus cells to grow at an increased rate, from the electronic impulses attacking them every time someone tweets, clicks, emails, retweets, YouTubes, Facebooks, and the trillions of other internet stuff. 

My personal belief is SPACE ALIENS have either placed all the fungus things all over the world, or they ARE the little fungus things!! 

Now, here comes the discussion part.

1. Was it "climate change?"

2. China? Russia? North Korea? South Bend, Indiana?

3. The "worldwide web?"

4. Space aliens? 

5. Other?