OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Gary and Yellow Rose were so joyful! Glirkmas was coming quickly and they were actually going to get some time off from saving planets, civilizations, and universes, to join in the ancient celebration!
FYI...all the Christmas traditions and customs, like the Christmas tree, colored lights, elves, flying reindeer, Santa Claus, singing carols, ringing bells, giving gifts...all came from the ancient Glirkazoid festival of Glirkmas!
When a small band of Glirkazoids crash landed on earth around the time Jesus was born, they soon became believers in Christ, and incorporated all of their Glirkmas traditions into their Christmas celebrations.
Glirkmas has been celebrated by the Glirkazoids for trillions of years to simply have a cool happy day!
Everything begins to make sense when you learn that on their planet of Glirka the trees have natural, organic, colored lights that grow, and wrap around all the way to the top!
When the Glirkazoid children are old enough, they place a star on top of some of the trees. The star represents their sun, which is 10,000 times bigger than the Earth's sun, and keeps them nice and warm all the time...like in Jamaica.
The ancient Glirkazoid elders dress up in their sacred red robes, with white trim, and with their long white beards..uh..well you can see how the Santa Claus idea began.
Glirka actually has flying reindeer that the elders ride on to deliver gifts to the whole Glirkazoid world population.
There are special craftsmen on Glirka who make the gifts for everyone else, and they are all short...4 inches...MAX!
So now you can see where the story of elves got started.
Glirkazoids add to they joy of Glirkmas by going to each others homes singing songs and ringing bells, and this is also a good way to find a Glirkazoid chicks!
Glirkazoid chicks think bells are "rad!"
Hey, I don't know! It's their weird custom!
Gary would be visiting his family on the east side of Glirka and Yellow Rose would be celebrating the holiday on the west side of the planet.
Sure, they argue about things from tom to tom, try to outdo each other on their missions, get on each others nerves occasionally, but deep down they are forever TRUE friends, and would miss each other on Glirkmas.
So off they zoomed to their respective destinations, looking forward to a great and glorious Glirkmas vacation!
Little did they know what would soon befall them!
Join us next Wednesday for OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!
