OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
Our legendary and lovely Yellow Rose and Gary were flying the Silver Sausage into unknown territory that had never been...uh...known before!
This section of the universe was called the DARK ZONE because it was REALLY dark! (I sound like Captain Obvious, don't I?) So Gary had to switch on his "brights" to see better, with the hope that no other spaceship skipper would be blinded by the light!
As they slowly passed through this mysterious section at only half warp speed, they witnessed unusual and strange things that no Glirkazoids had ever seen before!
Gorgeous, flowing streams of colorful rainbow looking thingys were circling around the ship like soft butterflies winging their way through a summer's morn.
On the other hand, our Glirkazoid BFF'S saw grotesque, frightening things that would have made lesser creatures turn back and go home!
Gary - "My eyes, my eyes, Yellow Rose! That last creature was the most disgustingly ugly thing I've ever seen! It almost made me "hurl" my Twinkies!"
Yellow Rose - "Oh calm down, Gary. That was just a Babaw Dannymannioleous creature. It's true, they are arguably the most disgusting creatures in the universe, but I think they're kinda cute!"
Gary - "Cute?! Cute?! You must be the kind that thinks baby rhinoceroses are cute, right?"
Yellow Rose - " What's a rhinoceros?"
Gary - "They look just like one of those Babaw Dannymannioleous things, but have a horn on their nose."
Yellow Rose - "Do they honk the horn?"
Gary - "NO! It's not that kind of horn! It's made of a hard substance called keratin and..."
Yellow Rose - "How did a Babaw Dannymannioleous creature end up way out here in Nowhereville? I think they exist in the Milky Way galaxy, about a 222 billion light years from here!"
What's going on here? How did this butt-ugly creature wind up 222 light years away from home? What other unexplainable things will our heroes discover in this unexplored region? If there is a Milky Way galaxy, could there be a Snickers galaxy?How about a Twix galaxy? Oh, I don't know. Anyway, join us right back here next Wednesday for our next exciting episode of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!
