Wednesday, February 24, 2016

OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY
EPISODE FOUR




When we last visited Rosie and Gary, they had crash landed on the murderous, odorous planet of Pluberus, and Rosie had slipped outside of the Silver Sausage spazeship to do repairs. 






Gary - (Looking out of the porthole) "Rosie!!! What are you doing out there! Pluberus is one of the most dangerous planets in the universe, except for Aureolus, where the Amazing Amazonian Aardvarks suck the meat from your body!"




Of course, Rosie could not hear him, because in outer space, NO ONE CAN HEAR A WARNING!!



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While Gary begins to gather up all the gear he will need to go out and protect his faithful companion, Rosie feels a disturbance in the phorz! (Incidentally...the phorz is a weird feeling Glirkazoids get when they are in danger)



Gary  - "Let's see, I'll need my laser proof  spaze suit, my super sized emulsificator weapon, my lunch box, a pair of tweezers..."






Rosie - (Still outside of the ship, talking to herself) 
"I sense danger, but I can't contact Gary because I forgot my communicator! I'm sure he'll come out here soon! "





Gary - "I can't forget my chapstick, creature repellant, my lucky grabbit foot (It wasn't so 
lucky for the grabbit, was it), a Mars bar, my 
photo of Steve Urkel ..."





The planet of Pluberous is so foreboding, as if all of the evil darkness, forgotten junk yards, horrible, frightening creatures, and all the yucky mucous, from all over the universe, has converged on this one, God forsaken sphere! 



As we focus back in on our dear, sweet Rosie, who is dilligently screwing the cull shield back on the Silver Sausage spazeship, the background music begins to play very quietly, and then increases to a louder crescendo...like this music below...




Behind Rosie, we begin to see the form of a gigantic, terrifying lifeform, and we can hear it snarling at our adorable Rosie...

Gary - " I also need to take my handy dandy flashlight, 
my ancient Samurai sword, my latest copy of  Universal Inquirer..."






Rosie spins around with a super quick, kick-yo-bot move, and faces the enormous alien beast confronting her in the pitch blackness of the Pluberus landscape! 

The beast is so ugly and humongous, (about 200 meters tall) mere words cannot describe it, so here is a picture worth a thousand worms...



Oh my!

I hope Gary gets his gear ready!

That's a fierce lookin' beast!

How tall is 2oo meters, you ask? 
656.168 feet!! 

That's taller than the St. Louis Arch!




NEXT WEEK THE MIGHTY BATTLE ENSUES!!!

Don't miss EPISODE FIVE of OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!!