The Great Debate! I Can't Wait!

Depiction of Lincoln/Douglas debate. 

Not since the historic Lincoln/Douglas debate has a debate been more hysterical historical than tonight's Trump/Biden fiasco free for all, whatever!

I am so prepared to witness this monumental event, that may change the course of histrionics history!

Here's my check list, just to make sure I'm super ready...

Beer ✔

Poke Rinds ✔

TV ✔

Back Up TV ✔

Phone To Call My Liberal Friends ✔

Facebook Page To Make Wisecracks ✔

Jack Daniels, In Case Things Go Bad ✔

My TV Buddy, Chevy Weavy Dog ✔

Some Salami and Sharp Cheddar Cheese, 'Cause I like Salami and Sharp Cheddar Cheese✔ 

I may think of more stuff before 8PM, but I think I can survive the debate with what's on my list.

If you can think of anything to add, let me know!