Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Out Of This World Wednesday
Narration Situation!



Rosie - "I'm happy to have escaped the skin eating tummy acid of the Ramadragon, Gary!"



Gary - "What are you doing, Rosie! You have to wait for the narrator to recap last week's, Out Of This World Wednesday, BEFORE we can talk!"



Rosie - "Oh, I'm sorry! Coming out of that liquefied state made me a bit loopy."

Narrator - Ahem, thank you, Gary. Before I was rudely  interrupted...Last week we saw our Glirkazoid Gladiators escape the inescapable belly of the hangry Ramadragon, by accelerating their Silver Sausage spazeship to such a phenomenal speed that they needed to mentally shape-shift themselves into a liquid form to survive the, uh, acceleration, and not be squished by the bi-zillions of G forces upon their tiny little bodies!




Rosie - "Rudely interrupted? I may have started too soon, but I NEVER interrupted you, you big blow hard!"



Gary - "NO! Rosie! It's not wise to insult the narrator!"

Rosie - "That big fat, bull dog faced narrator doesn't scare me, Gary! He ain't nothin' but a second rate big mouth, anyway!"



Gary - "Rosie! I suspect your brain is still in a partially liquefied state and you don't know what you're saying! Just take a little nap until you've completely solidified."

It seems that the LESSER member of our Glirkazoid duo has succumbed to the physical and mental stresses of the escape from the Ramadragon, due to her inferior brain, which means that Gary will have to continue on alone, but Rosie was never much help anyway!

Gary - (makes a special Glirkazoid finger gesture to the narrator) "Stress THIS, butthead! Rosie is the STAR of this extraterrestrial team, and just because she hurt your wittle feelings, whilst in a semi-delirious state of mind, you have no right to put her down!! In addition, I ain't goin' nowhere without her!! Kapeesh?!"

Kapeesh.

Rosie - "Oh, Gary, I must have nodded off for a minute. Did we escape from the ravenous Ramadragon in one piece?"

Gary - "You mean, you don't remember ANYTHING since we blasted out of the Ramadragon's butt?"

Rosie - "Not a thing. What's been goin' on? Is our handsome narrator okay? I would hate to lose his deep, dulcet tones that provide a sense of authority to our stories!"

Join us next Wednesday, as our sweet, beloved, Gary, and the beautiful, magnificent, wonderful Rosie, trek forward, to defeat the nasty Krug the Kruddy!

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