Out Of This World Wednesday

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SPAZE...the final front tear! These are the thrilling voyages of Rosie and Gary, on the starship Silver Sausage! Finding new worlds and destroying all the bad guys that dwell within them, emulsificating gigantical spaze creatures that seek to devour them, and bickering like an old married couple as they simultaneously save the universe!

Rosie - "Having escaped the belly of the monstrous Ramadragon, are you ready to trek forward and destroy the evil Krug the Kruddy?!!"

Gary - "Surely! Onward, outward and upward, to conquer the scourge of the multi-dimensional universes!"

Rosie - "I'm all in, Gary...but don't call me Shirley!"

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Now, back to the exciting adventures of Gary and Rosie in...OUT OF THIS WORLD WEDNESDAY!!!

Rosie - "Gary, our "bad guy barometer" indicates we are getting very close to Krug's hideout! We need to organize our necessary tools and weapons to be totally prepared for the agonizing journey across Krug's forbidden planet and the immense battle that will ensue!"

Gary - "Okay, but can't we land this jalopy first?"

Rosie - "Okay! Krug's Forbidden Planet dead ahead! Make sure you land this buggy very quietly!"

Gary - "Roger dodger that, me lady!"

Rosie - "What kind of landing is this? We're coming in tail first!!!"

Gary - "Yes, uh, I mean..this is the quietest way to land!"

Rosie - "Good grief! Are you ready to go over our preparation list, goofhead?"

Gary - "Yeah, Rosie! Ready as Ruff and Reddy!"

Rosie - "Okay, I'll read off the items and you put them in a pile here, and say check, kapeesh?"

Gary - "Kapeesh..I mean, check...or whatever you said."

Rosie - "Atomic flares?"

Gary - "Check!"

Rosie - "Grappling hooks?"

Gary - "Check!"

Rosie - "Big emulsificator weapon?"

Gary - (Gary dragging it over and grunting when he throws it on the pile) "Check!"

Rosie - "Miniature emulsificator weapon?"

Gary - "What do we need THAT for, Rosie? That pipsqueak of a weapon ain't gonna help!"

Rosie - "What if Krug overpowers us, THINKS he has stripped us of all our weapons, and you have the miniature emulsificator hidden on your person, hmm?"

Gary - "How could I do that, Rosie? You know I don't wear clothes!"

Rosie whispers something in Gary's ear, he gets a shocked look on his face and begins to sing this song...

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