Wednesday, November 30, 2011

For my friend Tulleuchen.



My world famous friend, the "Mighty Tulleuchen", asked me about Glirkazoids. So here is a brief excerpt from my book, "Hitchin; God's Way Of Letting You Know You Don't Have A Car."...When a few Glirkazoids got wind of his diabolical plan, they spread the word and about 600 billion inhabitants of Glirka decided to head for other worlds!
( You know. Like when Krypton exploded, but with more survivors than just “baby Superman.”)
Now, here is what the awesome, magnificent, spectacular, frightening scene will look like in the upcoming movie:
The misty, blue planet of Glirka FLashes on to the entire movie screen in the “blink of an eye!”
Next, we begin to see tiny, shiny specks, racing away from the doomed planet in every direction!
We soon discern that the specks are little spaceships of all different shapes, colors and diminutive sizes.
First there is one, then two, ten, twenty, one hundred, ten thousand; now, millions of “itty bitty” spaceships, “hightalin’” it away from Glirka! ( Man! We are gonna need a lot of “extras!”)