Maintaining Our Sanity In The Midst Of Chaos

The most important thing we can do in these times of "uncertainty" is maintain our sanity.

This man is sane! Leroy Sane! Ha ha!

Keeping a calm, placid demeanor is not only helpful for defusing any stressful moments in our immediate circle of family and friends, but it creates a soothing, relaxing mental state in ourselves.

This may be too gross for you to watch, but it keeps with the theme of placid, if there is a theme. 

We must fervently dismiss negative thoughts on having no money, no job, no beef, wearing stupid masks, not being able to hug our loved ones, no weddings or funerals. no baseball or other sports, doing our SOCIAL DISTANCING at the grocery store and all public places, WASHING OUR HANDS UNTIL OUR BLOODY RED SKIN FALLS OFF OUR BONES, AND LITTLE IRRITATIONS LIKE THAT!!!!

Keeping it together shows the world that America is a place of cool, unflappable folks, who do not panic over a silly virus that could, or could NOT, cause us to suffer and die a horrible death!

Some people claim MY sanity has been in question for many, many moons. Ha ha! Can you imagine? Me? Crazy? What a larf!!

You might want to watch this to get the connection.

To the contrary, I propose that 99% of EVERYBODY ELSE is coo-coo! Not me!! Especially when it comes to this Corona Beer virus, that fortunately, I've never partaken of!! I'm a Michelob Ultra guy, if ya want to send me a case or two! (Just a joke folks! Don't REALLY do it, you crazy galoots!)

Some of the conspiracy nuts believe the Chinese scientists created this plague, others say it came from a "wet market" in Wuhan, which sounds kinda gross! I picture the bat salesperson handing us a soaking wet bat! China says the American military invented the virus. A few say it's God's fault! Ancient alien theorists believe extraterrestrials created it to FINALLY take over the earth!! AI made it, to destroy humans, so the machines can rule the world, some will purport! 

What do I believe? WHAT DOES OLD CRAZY DANNY BELIEVE? HMMM?

I BELIEVE IT ALL!! IT'S ALL TRUE!!! AND NOTICE HOW I'VE  RETAINED MY SANITY IN THE MIDST OF ALL THIS CHAOS!!!! AH, HA HA HA HA!!