Friday, May 2, 2014

FREE FUN FRIDAY...FINALLY!



What a great feeling of freedom, relief, 
and reckless abandon permeates my soul as I wake up this mornin' in May with the knowledge that I don't have to post my blog episodes on 
FAZEBOOG anymore!!

Long after I've passed on to that big fishin' hole in the sky, a whole new generation of really cool folks will discover my blog and say, "WOW! This is the work of a mad genius, who was beau coup FUNNY!

THEN...all of the numb skulls that ignored my blog on Fazeboog will be really, really sorry!!

What? They will be dead too? Oh, yeah...I didn't think this through, did I?

Okay...okay...how about this. By next year my blog catches fire (not literally) with the masses of all different races, creeds, cultures, groups, and clubs, so much that someone does a Broadway play, movie, and gripping documentary of my not so exciting life, ALL BASED ON MY BLOG! 

THEN...Ha Ha...THEN ...all of the knuckleheads that ignored my blog on Fazeboog will feel like horses rear ends!!



 Here's what cracks me up to the Nth degree...probably no one will ever actually read this!!!

HA HA HA HA HA! Isn't that a scream! I'm writing all of this hysterically, high-larious, shtick, and absolutely no one will ever see it but God!

I sure hope he has a sense of humor. 

Well, sure he does! Didn't he create otters, platypuses, and Martin Short? 



At this point in tom, I'm going to write down how many views I have on my blog right now, and then see if the views have gone up any tomorrow to see if by some sort of miracle somebody viewed this.

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