For those of you who have not been keeping up with these Out Of This World Wednesday exploits (exploit: a bold and daring feat), we have good news!
A brief recap of the last few, exciting episodes...
Our fearless Glirkazoid gladiators (Rosie and Gary) accepted a suicide mission to move The Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 (Neprotonicus 11 is a planet doomed to destruction) to Neprotonicus 12 (a paradisaic planet that is very primitive), where the jewel will provide power for the new inhabitants that have recently arrived from Neprotonicus 11, after evacuating that planet...DOOMED TO DESTRUCTION!! (the narrator with the deep voice says "DOOMED TO DESTRUCTION" very powerfully, along with dramatic music!!)
Gary - "I hope we're almost to the cavernous cave of The Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11, Rosie! We are almost out of Reese's Pieces, the wind has given me chapped cheeks, and the blue, bubbling blava is burning my bunions!"
Rosie - "Yes! According to our GPS (Glirkazoid Positioning System) we should be right on top of..."
As Rosie is speaking, both of our spaze spelunkers see the ground open up at their tiny little feet, and they slide down, down, down into the cavernous cave of The Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus, into a massive mound of Reese's Pieces, which saves them from breaking their tiny little necks!
No neck. |
Maybe a little neck? |
Well, I'm not sure if they have necks, but they were not hurt.
Gary - "Eureka! (meaning: We've found it!) Start eating, Rosie!!"
Rosie - "Have you totally lost it, Gary? We didn't come here to find Reese's Pieces, although they ARE delicious, but to retrieve the Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11!!"
Gary - "That's exactly what we're doing, spaze cadet! The legend of The Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 details the fact that The Great Jewel would be buried beneath a massive mound of Reese's Pieces, and we need to eat our way to the bottom! You in?"
Rosie - "I'm in like E.T., Gary!!!"
Will Rosie and Gary reach The Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11 before they:
1. throw up?
2. get caught in the coming implosion of the planet?
3. get sidetracked by a vein of Hershey Kisses?
4. get attacked by a the ginormous, hideous Guardian of The Great Jewel Of Neprotonicus 11?
Hey, kids! Don't forget to remember to join us next Wednesday for your favorite spaze blog that posts almost every Wednesday!