CRANKY, DUMB, AND TIRED

Doc changed my medication,

I told him not to do it,

When everything is goin' right,

That's not the time to screw it!

I was feelin' pretty good,

Almost witty and inspired,

But ever since he messed my meds,

I'm cranky, dumb, and tired!

"Danny Boy, you're doin' well,"

My "shrink" did sayeth like that,

"So I'll experiment with you,

Just like an old lab rat!"

"You're doing close to perfect,

But you need a bit re-wired,

These new pills have small side effects,

You'll be cranky, dumb, and tired!"

Feel like I've run a marathon,

When I awake from rest,

I'm not sure what the day is,

But I'll try to do my best,

To smile at everyone I meet,

While I end up mean and snappy,

I don't recall what year it is,

But I know that it'll be crappy!

I hope I soon recover from this, 

I'm lazy as a bum,

My mind is nearly wasted,

And I'm cranky, tired, and dumb!