Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Cold Enough For Ya?



Oft times, when it's really bitter cold, someone will ask this question, "cold enough for ya?!"



I never did quite get it. I mean, I've NEVER said "it's not cold enough for me, I wish it would get colder, so I can feel comfortable!"



In fact, I've never heard ANYONE say that!

I know my friend Terri enjoys the winter season, but I never even heard her say, "it's not cold enough!?

She can correct me if I'm wrong.


I know, Terri is misspelled, above↑, but It's FUNNY!

How do you answer that question, anyway?

Cold enough for ya...

1. Yes. It's just cold enough for me to start complaining about the weather. 



2. No. I like it when it's too cold to survive walking to the $1.25 store, which used to be the Dollar Store. Stupid inflation!



3. Yes. It's finally cold enough to create the Balls Of Awesomeness, that the Greg and Dan radio show encourages us to make. (Fill a balloon with colored water and set it out in the frigid weather until it freezes, then remove the balloon.)



4. No. I need the ponds to freeze to about 6 inches thick, so I can train for Olympic ice dancing.



Usually, when someone asks, "cold enough for ya," I say, "yeah, it sure is!," but I think about all the other things I'd like to say. 



By the way, IS it cold enough for ya?