NEWS FLASH

I'm changing Surreal Saturdays to...

 Saturday Morning Post!!

Why?

Because I can!!

SATURDAY MORNING POST!!

KITTENS INDICTED IN MILK HEIST

TINY MITTENS FOUND AT SCENE OF CRIME

 PRIME MINISTER H. DUMPTY HAS GREAT FALL HORSES PERFORM UNSUCCESSFUL SURGERY

WARRANT OUT FOR HANSEL AND GRETEL

 FOR EATING POOR OLD WOMAN'S HOME 

SUSPECTS HAVE DISAPPEARED

M. MUFFETT ENTERS MENTAL WARD FOR SERIOUS CASE OF ARACHNOPHOBIA

PETA MEMBERS UP IN ARMS OVER CRUEL TREATMENT OF 24 BLACKBIRDS BAKED IN PIE

3 BILLY GOATS CHARGED IN DROWNING OF 

O. TROLL AT OAK STREET BRIDGE 

IN STRANGE RELATED INCIDENTS 

PEOPLE WITNESS AMAZING MUSICAL CAT PLAYING FIDDLE, COW ALLEGEDLY JUMPING OVER THE MOON, AND A DISH COME TO LIFE , GROW LEGS, AND RUN AWAY WITH A SPOON

LSD FOUND ON EYE WITNESSES