Glirkazoids Debate The Worthiness Of Earthlings! What Will They Decide!!!

This movie has the same basic theme of my blog. Copycats!

Our great, glorious Glirkazoid "guardians of the galaxy," are debating whether human earthlings deserve to survive the tribulation of 2020, or to let them go down the proverbial "rat hole," to total destruction!

Rosie - "Okay. Let's look at the pros and cons of human behavior, and see if earthlings are worthy of being rescued by us."

Gary - "Good idea, Rosie! You do the pros and I'll do the cons, and if there are more cons than pros we let them go the way of similar inhabited planets that were so pathetically dysfunctional they deserved to be eliminated, and if there are more pros than cons, we will fix all the things they, uh, need fixed."
















Rosie - "Okay, I'll start. They love puppies."

Gary - "They pollute and are litterbugs.

Rosie - "That's two things, Gary! You can only mention one at a time!"

Gary - "Same difference!"

Rosie - "What? No! Two totally different things!!"

Gary - "Okay, they pollute."

Rosie - "Another pro would be Disney World."

Gary - "That's a good one, Rosie! A con would be, they are litterbugs."

Rosie - "You already said that, dufus!" 

Gary - "Yes, but you disqualified it, nitpick, so I'm retweeting it!"

Rosie - "RETWEETING! What are you talking about? Do you even know what retweeting is?"

Gary - "No, but I like the word."

Rosie - "You're incorrigible, Gary!"

Gary - "That's where you're wrong! I can be encouraged, and you could try and encourage me more often, girl!"

Rosie - "No. The word is NOT encouragible...never mind. Another pro would be that humans created ice cream."

Gary - "Ice cream is nice, but they also created buttermilk."

Rosie - "Touché! Dolphins and porpoises, alone,  are a good reason to save the earth!"

Gary - "I agree, but that's TWO things, Rosie! Remember? You can't list two things! Nya nya nah, nah nah nah!"

Rosie - "Isn't a dolphin and porpoise the same thing?"

Gary - "Negative my dear, Rosie! I just so happen to have a bit of info on the subject...

 Dolphins tend to have prominent, elongated “beaks” and cone-shaped teeth, while porpoises have smaller mouths and spade-shaped teeth. The dolphin’s hooked or curved dorsal fin (the one in the middle of the animal’s back) also differs from the porpoise’s triangular dorsal fin. Generally speaking, dolphin bodies are leaner, and porpoises’ are portly.

Dolphins are also more talkative than porpoises. Dolphins make whistling sounds through their blowholes to communicate with one another underwater. Scientists are pretty sure that porpoises do not do this, and some think this may be due to structural differences in the porpoise’s blowhole.

Shut up, Gary!!

Well, well, well! Will Rosie and Gary find humans worthy of salvation, or let them go the way of other creatures, on other planets, who just  couldn't "get with the program."

Join us next time to "retweet" the adventures of our Glirkazoid guy and gal, Gary and Rosie, in the next exciting episode of....